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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 6 quotes

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S6Dead Things

[She is beating Spike up.] I am not your girl! You don't...have a soul! There is nothing good or clean in you. You are dead inside! You can't feel anything real! I could never be your girl!

Is this what you saw?

Yeah, that's it.

The Rwasundi. Very rare. It's presence in our dimension causes a sort of... localized temporal disturbance.

So, that's why time went all David Lynch?

Right. Human perception is based on a linear chronology. Being exposed to the Rwasundi for more than a few seconds, can cause vivid hallucinations and a slight tingly scalp.

So, that's it. These things just made you think you killed her.

She was probably dead long before you stumbled across her.

It wasn't the demon. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.

How can you be sure?

You always hurt the one you love.

Does this mean you're not going away?

Yeah. I'm not going anywhere. We need to find Warren and the others. Whatever they've done, they're not gonna get away with it.

Are you sure?

I've double-checked everything. There's nothing wrong with you.

Then why can Spike hurt me?

Well, I-I said that there was nothing wrong with you, but you are different. Shifting you out of, fr-from where you were, funneling your essence back into your body, it altered you on a basic, molecular level, probably just enough to confuse the sensors or whatever in Spike's chip, but it's all just surfacey, physical stuff. It would have anymore effect than a bad sunburn.

I didn't come back wrong?

No, you're the same Buffy, with a deep, tropical cellular tan.

You must've missed something. Will you check again?

Buffy, I-I promise. There's nothing wrong with you.

There has to be. This just can't be me. It isn't me. [starting to cry] Why do I feel like this? Why do I let Spike do those things to me?

You mean hit you?

[Buffy meets Tara's eyes, but only for a moment, then looks away. Tara frowns as the realization dawns on her]

[awkwardly] Oh. Oh, huh... really.

He's everything I hate. He's everything that, I'm supposed to be against, but the only time that I ever feel anything is when... Don't tell anyone, please.

I won't.

[crying] Oh, the way they would look at me... I just couldn't...

I won't tell anyone. I wouldn't do that.

Why can't I stop? Why do I keep letting him in?

Do you love him? I-It's okay if you do. He's done a lot of good, and, and he does love you. A-and, Buffy, it's okay if you don't. You're going through a really hard time, and you're...

What? Using him? What's okay about that?

It's not that simple.

It is. It's wrong. I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm wrong, please. [starts sobbing] Please don't forgive me. Please! God, please don't. [sobbing] Please don't forgive me! Please don't!

[She slides off the table onto the floor, kneeling, putting her head in Tara's lap. Tara looks uncertain but puts her hands comfortingly on Buffy's head]

S6Older and Far Away

[Spike's attempt to get intimate with Buffy is interrupted by Tara's arrival.]

I had a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.

A muscle cramp? In your... pants?

What? It's a thing.

So Spike! How's that muscle cramp?

What? Oh... uh... yeah. Better.

[smirking] Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.

What, poor dainty Richard can't take a joke?

We do not joke about eating people in this house!

It's dangerous, and so is all of us dying.

Will, look I don't wanna gang up on you, but Anya kinda has a point. We brought you back from it once, we're all here. It's one little spell. Whatever happens we can bring you back again.

No, I can't. If I start I.. I might not be able to stop.

And whose fault is that?? You know if you hadn't gotten so much of this in your system in the first place--

Hey! You're gonna back off. She said no and that's it. You're not gonna make her do something that she doesn't want to. And if you try, you have to go through me first. Understood?

Dawn?

What?

Did you do something?

Me?

Do you know something? 'Cause we want you to feel like you can tell us.

What would I know?

Look, we're not accusing you of anything. It's just, you were kind of taking it personal down there.

Oh, okay. So you've all just decided that somehow I'm responsible. Great. Here's me basking in the love.

No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all want to leave. But now we can't leave. Only thing missing is a cornfield. There-- There isn't a cornfield, is there?

Dawn, it's okay. You know, we're not gonna be mad.

Yeah, only I didn't do anything.

You sure?

You want me to ask my other self?

Dawn, we're just trying to figure out what's going on.

Figure it out yourself. I'm done being talked to like a kid.

Well, 'cause you know, sometimes we do something that seems like a good idea at the same time, like, say, invoke the power of a musical amulet. And it turns out, you know, not so much.

God! I didn't do anything! I wish I had. I'm glad you're trapped. How else can I get anybody to spend any time with me?

Dawn, if you want us to spend time with you--

I don't. Get out. Get out! Get out! Get out!

S6As You Were

You know, when I was little I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would be like. And now I look at them and just think... he-he-he!

Why did we ever agree to have your friends, who are demons, and my family, who are monsters, stay at our place?

Well, I can only do so much, Xander. Planning this marriage is like staging the invasion of Normandy.

Without the laughs.

[Buffy's former flame Riley has returned to Sunnydale with a wife.]

Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.

Thanks, but no. I don't wanna seem all petty.

Well, that's the beauty. You can't, but I can. Please. Let me carry the hate for the both of us.

Go nuts.

You want me to say I like seeing you in bed with that idiot? Or that blinding orange is your very best color? Or that that burger smell is appealing?

You smelled the smell?

Buffy, none of that means anything, it doesn't touch you. You're still the first woman I ever loved and the strongest woman I've ever known. And, I'm not advertising this to the missus, but you're still quite the hottie.

You know, it goes away after many bathings.

S6Hell's Bells

[practicing her wedding vows] I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?

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