[Spike's attempt to get intimate with Buffy is interrupted by Tara's arrival.]
I had a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
What? It's a thing.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6
“Older and Far Away” · Season 6
In this episode: Tara Maclay (4), Xander Harris (3), Spike (3), Buffy Summers (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Anya Jenkins (1), Dawn Summers (1)
[Spike's attempt to get intimate with Buffy is interrupted by Tara's arrival.]
I had a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
What? It's a thing.
So Spike! How's that muscle cramp?
What? Oh... uh... yeah. Better.
[smirking] Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.
What, poor dainty Richard can't take a joke?
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
Ah, you have some weird friends.
News from the file marked "Duh".
It's dangerous, and so is all of us dying.
Will, look I don't wanna gang up on you, but Anya kinda has a point. We brought you back from it once, we're all here. It's one little spell. Whatever happens we can bring you back again.
No, I can't. If I start I.. I might not be able to stop.
And whose fault is that?? You know if you hadn't gotten so much of this in your system in the first place--
Hey! You're gonna back off. She said no and that's it. You're not gonna make her do something that she doesn't want to. And if you try, you have to go through me first. Understood?
Dawn?
What?
Did you do something?
Me?
Do you know something? 'Cause we want you to feel like you can tell us.
What would I know?
Look, we're not accusing you of anything. It's just, you were kind of taking it personal down there.
Oh, okay. So you've all just decided that somehow I'm responsible. Great. Here's me basking in the love.
No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all want to leave. But now we can't leave. Only thing missing is a cornfield. There-- There isn't a cornfield, is there?
Dawn, it's okay. You know, we're not gonna be mad.
Yeah, only I didn't do anything.
You sure?
You want me to ask my other self?
Dawn, we're just trying to figure out what's going on.
Figure it out yourself. I'm done being talked to like a kid.
Well, 'cause you know, sometimes we do something that seems like a good idea at the same time, like, say, invoke the power of a musical amulet. And it turns out, you know, not so much.
God! I didn't do anything! I wish I had. I'm glad you're trapped. How else can I get anybody to spend any time with me?
Dawn, if you want us to spend time with you--
I don't. Get out. Get out! Get out! Get out!
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