AAnya
[practicing her wedding vows] I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
“Hell's Bells” · Season 6
In this episode: Anya Jenkins (3), Buffy Summers (1), Spike (1), Dawn Summers (1), Tara Maclay (1)
DHD'Hoffryn
Oh. Hymen's greetings.
Hi–what?
DHD'Hoffryn
Hymen. The god of matrimony. His salutations upon you. May the love we celebrate today avoid an almost inevitable decline.
Cool.
It's nice to watch you be happy, for them, even, I don't see it a lot, you, uh... you glow.
That's because the dress is radioactive.
AAnya
I, Anya, promise to cherish you. Yeah, no, not cherish. Um, I promise to have sex with you whenever I want, and uh, uh, pledge to be your friend, your wife, and your confidante, and your sex poodle-
Uh, "sex poodle"?
[As Xander wanders the streets in the rain, Anya recites a final version]
AAnya
I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you, and I'll always love you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. N-not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. A-alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And-and you knew me. You saw me. And it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do.
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