Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6
[Buffy/Joan discovers that Randy/Spike is a Vampire]
I kill your kind.
And I bite yours. So why don't I want to bite you?
...
I must be a vampire with a soul. I'm a good guy on a mission of redemption. I help the helpless!
A vampire with a soul? Oh, my God! How lame is that?
[Buffy/Joan stakes her first vampire.]
What did you just do?
I-I don't know. But it was cool. I think I know why Joan's the boss! I'm like a... superhero or something!
I have to.
Uh-huh.
You have to be strong. I-I'm trying to--
Trying to-to what? Desert me? Abandon me? Leave me all alone when I really need somebody?
I don't want to leave.
So don't. Please don't. I can't do this without you.
You can. That's why I'm going. As long as I stay, you will always turn to me if something comes up that you feel you can't handle, and I'll step in, because-- (sighs) because I can't bear to see you suffer.
Me too. Hate suffering. Had about as much of it as I can take.
Believe me, I'm loathe to 'cause you more, but this-- I've taught you all I can about being the Slayer, and your mother taught you what you needed to know about life. You... You're not gonna trust that until you're forced to stand alone.
But why now? Now that you know where I've been, what I'm going through?
Now more than ever. The temptation to give up is going to be overwhelming, and I can't let--
So I won't. No giving up. You can be here, and I can still be strong.
Buffy, I've thought this over and over. I believe it's the right thing to do.
You're wrong.
Okay, we'll scratch your back, you scratch...
I'm not going to scratch your anything. You do what I tell you.
[to Warren] Translate this for me, Spock. I don't speak loser.
I know, Xander engaged, I couldn't believe it either.
That's so weird... so what's she like?
Thousand year old capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia.
That's so his type.
[after Willow has transformed Amy from rat back to human]
Everything feels weird. I mean, it's like ... I felt like I was in that cage for weeks! [Willow looks nervous] But it can still be OK ... right? I-I can still get into the swing of things, like ... prom's coming up. I-I'm so hoping Larry would ask me. We would make such a splash at... [sees Willow's expression] Oh. Oh, God. [sighs, anxiously] He hasn't asked someone else, has he?
Uh, Amy ... three things we have to talk about. One, Larry's gay. [Amy stares] Two, Larry's dead. And three, high school's ... kinda over.
How long was I in the cage? [Willow is afraid to answer] How long?!
Hey... how've you been?
Rat. You?
Dead.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey. I just... B-Buffy didn't come home last night... either, so...
Uh, hey, uh, this is Amy. Amy, Tara. Tara, Amy.
How you doin'?
Fine, I-I'd b-better g-get going. [Tara turns to go]
Amy! Amy the rat? Sorry.
No, that's fair. I was a rat.
Anya has a theory. She thinks that Martha Stewart froze that guy.
Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
Please, she-Really?
Of course. Nobody could do that much découpage without calling on the powers of darkness.
So, uh, the burger was good, you liked it?
Are you kidding, it was like a meat party in my mouth! ...Okay, now I'm just a kid and even I know that came out wrong.
Will you quit that? The only thing that's different is that I'm disgusted with myself. That's the power of your charms. Last night... was the most perverse... degrading experience of my life.
Yeah. Me too.
That might get you off, but it's not my style.
No. It's your calling.
It was. But I mean, if you could be, you know, plain old Willow or super Willow, who would you be? I guess you don't actually have an option on the whole super thing.
Will, there's nothing wrong with you. You don't need magic to be special.
Don't I? I mean, Buffy, who was I? Just... some girl. Tara didn't even know that girl.
You are more than some girl. And Tara wants you to stop. She loves you.
We don't know that.
I know that. I promise you.
I just... it took me away from myself, I was... free.
I get that. More than you- But it's wrong. People get hurt.
Candles! We can't have candles?
Dawn, it's magic clearance, everything must go.
But they're just candles.
Yeah, well, to you and me they're just candles, but to witches they're like... bongs.
Like pudding, am I right? Rice or tapioca, lumpy like that.
We have to find Buffy, she's gotta know.
I don't think Buffy's going to be too broken up over a pylon.
Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her. If we don't find Buffy, I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done...
She's pudding.
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