So what are you supposed to be?
AAnya
An angel.
Oh, shouldn't you have wings?
AAnya
Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.
S6All the Way
What happened to Xander?
He kept poking me with his hook. I sent him over to Charmed Objects. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates.
[Xander has announced his engagement to Anya; the two are kissing with uncomfortable intensity.]
[softly] Did you know about this?
No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
[Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt]
[shocked] Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you won't have to see what we're doing?
Tell no one.
[after her first kiss] Shiver me timbers.
...
JJustin
That was your first kiss.
I've been kissed before. I kiss all the time, not that I'm a kiss slut. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey, expert here! OK, OK, that was my first kiss.
Were you parking? With a vamp?
I didn't know he was dead.
JJustin
Living dead.
Shut up.
How did you not know?
I just met him.
Oh, so you were parking with a boy you just met?
JJustin
We've seen each other at parties.
Shut up.
Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire?
That was different.
It always is when it's you.
Uh, excuse me! Can we fight now?
Didn't anyone come here just to make out? [one couple raises their hands] Oh, that's sweet. [points at couple] You run, [points at another vampire] you scream.
S6Once More, With Feeling
[From "Rest In Peace"]
I died so many years ago.
But you can make me feel,
Like it isn't so.
Why you come to be with me,
I think I finally know.
You're scared, ashamed of what you feel.
You can't tell the ones you love,
You know they couldn't deal.
Whisper in the deadman's ear,
It doesn't make it real.
That's great,
But I don't wanna play.
Being with you touches me,
More than I can say.
But since I'm only dead to you,
I'm saying "stay away"
And let me rest in peace.
AAnya
She came from the grave much graver.
First he'll kill her, then I'll save her.
Everything is turning out so dark.
Going through the motions...
No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her.
I think this line's mostly filler...
What's it gonna take to strike a spark?
These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
AAll
And we are caught in the fire
The point of no return.
So we will walk through the fire,
And let it
Burn.
[From "Something To Sing About"]
Life's a song you don't get to rehearse
And every single verse
Can make it that much worse
Still my friends don't know why I ignore
The million things or more
I should be dancing for.
All the joys life sends
Family and friends
All the twists and bends
Knowing that it ends
Well that depends
On if they let you go
On if they know enough to know
That when you've bowed
You leave the crowd
There was no pain;
No fear, no doubt
'Til they pulled me out of Heaven
So that's my refrain
I live in Hell
'Cause I was expelled from Heaven.
I think I was in Heaven.
["Something to Sing About"]
Life's not a song;
Life isn't bliss.
Life is just this.
It's living
You'll get along
The pain that you feel
You only can heal
By living
You have to go on living
So one of us is living.
The hardest thing in this world... is to live in it.
[From "Sweet's Song (Reprise)"]
SSweet
What a lot of fun
You guys have been real swell.
And there's not a one
Who can say this ended well.
All those secrets you've been concealing.
Say you're happy now
Once more with feeling.
Now I gotta run.
See you all
In Hell.
[From "I've Got a Theory"]
AAnya
I've got a theory:
It could be bunnies!
[Everyone stares at her awkwardly; cricket noises are heard]
I've got a--
[Anya suddenly sings loudly, hard rock style, complete with spotlights and pyrotechnics]
AAnya
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?!
What do they need such good eyesight for anywaaaaay?!
Bunnies, bunnies, IT MUST BE BUNNIES!
[Everyone stares at her again]
AAnya
Or maybe midgets.
So, uh, no research? Nothing going on? Monsters or whatnot? Good! Good. Uh, so, did anybody...uh...last night, you know, did anybody, um...burst into song?
Merciful Zeus!
We thought it was just us!
Well, I sang, but I had my guitar at the hotel...
It was bizarre. We were talking, and then it was like -
...Like you were in a musical.
Yeah!
...That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room service chaps...
We did a whole duet about dish washing.
And we were arguing and, and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies and a dance with coconuts.
S6Tabula Rasa
Do you think I'm stupid? I know you used that spell on me.
Tara, I'm sorry, I-
Don't! Just... don't. [shakes head.] There's nothing you can say.
Tara, I didn't mean to-
To what? Violate my mind like that? How could you, Willow? How could you after what Glory did to me?
Violate you? I... I-I didn't ... mean anything like that, I-I, I just wanted us not to fight any more. I love you.
If you don't wanna fight, you don't fight. You don't use magic to make a fight disappear.
But I-I just wanted to make things better. Better for us.
But you don't get to decide what is better for us, Will. We're in a relationship, we are supposed to decide together.
Okay. I'm ... I realize I, I did it wrong.
You did it the way you're doing everything. When things get rough, you... you don't even consider the options. You just ... you just do a spell. It's not good for you, Willow. And it's not what magic is for.
[apprehensive.] But I... I just wanna help people.
Maybe that's how it started, but ... you're helping yourself now, fixing things to your liking. Including me.
Tara, no!
[Tara looks away.]
I don't think this is gonna work.
Hey. It is, i-it's working. [Tara just looks at her, then looks down.] Tara, please. I need you, baby. I need you. I don't need magic, I-I don't, I ... let me prove it to you, okay? I, I will go a month without doing any magic. I won't do a single spell. I swear.
[Tara looks back at her.]
Go a week.
Magic! Magic's all balderdash and chicanery. I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing. Except I seem to be British, don't I? Uh, and a man. With... glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably.
...
We'll get our memory back, it'll all be right as rain.
Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You English men are always so... bloody hell! [counting them on his fingers.] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god... I'm English.
Welcome to the Nancy tribe.
You don't suppose you and I...we're not related, are we?
AAnya
There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance.
[gives her a flattered smile, then turns back to Spike] Yes, and you do inspire a particular feeling of familiarity and ... disappointment. Older brother?
Father. Oh God, how I must hate you!
What did I do!?
You want me to name you?
Oh, that's sweet, but I think I can name myself. I'll name me... "Joan".
Ugh.
BJBuffy/Joan
What? Did you just "ugh" my name?
No, I just... I mean, Joan, it's so blah.
BJBuffy/Joan
I like it. I feel like a "Joan".
Fine, that's your purgative.
BJBuffy/Joan
"Prerogative".
Whatever, Joan.
BJBuffy/Joan
Whatever, Umad.
BJBuffy/Joan/Dawn
[unison.] Boy, you're a pain in the... / Boy, you're bossy!
Do you think we're-
Sisters?
[They smile and hug each other.]
[watching them hug] [to Giles] You never showed me affection like that... [Giles looks at him, bewildered] I'd wager.
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