I know you. You were in that costume shop.
I'm pleased you remember.
You sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed!
But you looked great.
S2 E8The Dark Age
What are you doing here?
Snooping around.
Honesty... nice touch.
It's one of my virtues... not really.
Well we can't run. Eigon will find us. This mark's like a homing beacon.
It's okay. I'm not much into running.
Aren't we manly.
One of us is.
If you think of it karmically this is, this is really big for your soul. You know, taking my place with the demon. Giving, so that others may live.
I'm gonna kill you. Will that blow the whole karma thing?
This isn't right, school on a Saturday. It throws off my internal clock.
When are we gonna need computers for real life, anyway?
Hmm. Let's see. There's home, school, work, games.
You know, computers are on their way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comeback.
And the abacus.
Yeah, you know, you don't see enough abaci. [scoffs]
Alright, guys, the first thing we're gonna do is... Buffy.
Huh? Did I fall asleep already?
Aw, you miss your friends?
Sit here, Buffs. Demilitarize the zone between me and Cordelia.
Yeah, and delouse him while you're at it.
Actually, I wanted to talk to you for a second.
Is something wrong?
Is there some crisis that requires instant action, very far from here?
It's Giles.
Well, he's all right, isn't he?
I don't know. He didn't show up when he was supposed to last night, and then, when I went over to his place, he was acting... well, very anti-Giles. He wouldn't let me in, and he looked really bad. I think he might have been... I think he was drinking.
He was home alone drinking?
But, tea, right?
It wasn't tea, Will.
Yup. Yup, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be would as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met by day. By night it was booze, whores and fur flying. Were there whores?
He was alone.
Give it time.
So, none of you guys have noticed anything different lately?
No.
Not really.
You haven't seem anything weird?
Nope.
No, he seemed perfectly normal yesterday when I saw him talking to the police.
And you waited till now to tell us this because...?
I didn't think it was important.
We understand. It wasn't about you.
What were the police talking to him about?
Oh, don't tell me I know this one. Um... Something about, a homicide.
That's it. I'm calling him right now.
[about Jenny] Hey. Is she okay?
Um... the hills are not alive.
I'm sorry to hear that, I think.
I don't think she'll ever really forgive me. Maybe she shouldn't.
Maybe you should.
I never wanted you to see that side of me.
I'm not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I'm so used to you being a grownup. And then I find out that you're a person.
Oh, most grownups are.
Who would've thought?
Some are even, uh, shortsighted, foolish people.
So, after all this time, we finally find out that we do have something in common. Which, apart from being a little weird... is kind of okay. I think we're supposed to be training right now.
Yes, yes. Um, need to concentrate on your flexibility.
And you know what? I have just the perfect music. Go on, say it. You know you want to.
It's not music, it's just, uh, meaningless sounds.
There. Feel better?
Yes. Thanks. Bay City Rollers. Now, that's music.
I didn't hear that.
S2 E9What's My Line, Part One
"Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?
So, mark "none of the above".
Well, there are no boxes for "none of the above". That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world.
What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
You're not gonna be young forever.
Yes, but I'll always be stupid. [silence. He looks around] Let's not all rush to disagree.
I wish we could be regular kids.
Yeah. I'll never be a kid.
Okay, then a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
DDalton
Yes, but ... The Order of Taraka. I mean, isn't that overkill?
No, I think it's just enough kill.
I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?
That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind.
Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi and your punching bag.
I like to think of you more as my witless foil, but have it your way.
Does "rest in peace" have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot. You're not a people.
[Buffy fights and stakes a vampire]
One down... one gone.
[Buffy awakes to find herself being attacked by Kendra]
You must be number two.
[Buffy and Kendra fighting]
Thanks for the wake up, but I'll stick with my clock radio.
[Buffy fights and meets Kendra]
Come on, don't make me do the chick fight thing.
Chick fight?
You know...
[grunting] Who are you?
Who am I? You attack me. Who the hell are you?
I'm Kendra, the Vampire Slayer.
S2 E10What's My Line, Part Two
You know what? I'm going. I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face!
Then go! I'm not stopping you!
I bet you wouldn't. I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself!
Not just any girl. You're special.
I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here with you!
I hope these are my last few moments. Three more seconds with you and I'm gonna...
"I'm gonna" what? [steps closer] Coward!
Moron!
I hate you!
I hate you!
[They kiss]
...We so need to get out of here!
[nods, frightened] Uh huh.
There's a Slayer handbook?
Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would be of no use in your case.
Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha- what's wrong with my case?
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