Kendra Young quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy

You must be number two.

Buffy

Thanks for the wake up, but I'll stick with my clock radio.

Buffy

Come on, don't make me do the chick fight thing.

Kendra

Chick fight?

Buffy

You know...

Kendra

[grunting] Who are you?

Buffy

Who am I? You attack me. Who the hell are you?

Kendra

I'm Kendra, the Vampire Slayer.

Kendra

And those two, they also know you are the Slayer?

Buffy

Yep.

Kendra

Did anyone explain to you what "secret identity" means?

Buffy

Nope. Must be in the handbook. Right after the chapter on personality removal.

Buffy

It's your lucky day, Spike.

Kendra

Two Slayers!

Buffy

No waiting!

Buffy

[panting] Okay. One more time. You're the who?

Kendra

I am the Slayer.

Buffy

Nice cover story, but here's a tip. You might want try it on someone who's not the real Slayer.

Kendra

You can't stop me. Even if you kill me, another Slayer will be sent to take me place.

Buffy

Could you stop with the Slayer thing? I'm the damn Slayer!

Kendra

Nonsense. There is but one. And I am she.

Buffy

Okay. A scenario. You back off. I'll back off. But you promise not to go all wiggy, until we can go to my watcher, and figure this out.

Kendra

"Wiggy"?

Buffy

You know, "no kicko, no fighto".

Kendra

I accept your scenario.

Buffy

So, you were sent here?

Kendra

Yes, by my watcher.

Buffy

To do what, exactly?

Kendra

To do my duty. I'm here to kill vampires.

Kendra

Thank you for the shirt. It was very generous of you.

Buffy

Hey, it looks better on-- well, me, but no worries. Now, when we get to the airport...

Kendra

I get on the plane with me ticket, and sit in a seat, not the cargo hold.

Buffy

Very good.

Kendra

That is not traveling undercover.

Buffy

Exactly. Relax. You earned it. Sit in your seat, you eat your peanuts, you watch the movie-- well, unless it's about a dog or Chevy Chase.

Kendra

I'll remember.

Buffy

I, um... I just wanted to thank you for helping me save Angel.

Kendra

I'm not telling me Watcher about that. It is too strange that a Slayer loves a vampire.

Buffy

Tell me about it.

Kendra

Still, he is pretty cute.

Buffy

Well, maybe they won't fire me for dating him.

Kendra

You always do that.

Buffy

Do what?

Kendra

You talk about slaying like it's a job. It's not. It's who you are.

Buffy

Did you get that from your handbook?

Kendra

From you.

Buffy

I guess it's something I really can't fight. I'm a freak.

Kendra

Not the only freak.

Buffy

Not anymore.

Kendra

I don't hug.

Buffy

Right. No. Good. Hate hugs.

Giles

I've been on the phone with the museum, the artifact in question is missing and the curator has been murdered vampires.

Buffy

And you're sure this is the tomb of alfalfa.

Giles

Acathla, and yes the information provided by Kendra's Watcher seems conclusive.

Willow

Okay somebody explain the whole he will suck the world into hell thing because that's the part I'm not loving.

Giles

Well the demon universe exists in a dimension separate from our own, and one breath of Acathla will create a vortex a kind of whirlpool that will pull everything on earth into that dimension where any non-demon life will suffer horrible and eternal torment.

Buffy

So that would be the literal kind of sucked into hell. Neat. Willow I think you should try the curse.

Kendra

I tend to stand with your friend Xander on this one. Angel should be eliminated.

Buffy

Oh I'll fight him. I'll kill him if I have to, but if I Don't get there in time or I lose then Willow might be our only hope.

Willow

[nervously] But I don't want to be our only hope, I crumble under pressure, lets have another hope.

Kendra

We have. [pulls out a sword] Blessed by the knight who first slew the demon if all else fails this might stop it. [hesitantly] I think.

Giles

Oh ooh may I. [Kendra hands Giles the sword] Thank you. [examining sword] Well its only if all else fails. [to Willow] Uh uh-mm how close are you to figuring out the ritual to the curse.

Willow

Oh I need about a day, and an Orb of Thessulah, whatever that is.

Giles

Spirit vault for the undead, I've got one. I've been using it as a paperweight.

Willow

This means I can't help you study for tomorrow's final.

Buffy

Oh, I'll wing it. Of course, if we go to Hell by then, I won't have to take 'em... Or maybe I'll be taking them forever.