Cordelia and Xander in “What's My Line, Part One”

I can't even believe you. You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?

That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind.

Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi and your punching bag.

I like to think of you more as my witless foil, but have it your way.