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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 6

Warren and Katrina in “Dead Things”

Warren

So how did you get so beautiful?

Katrina

Okay, does that line usually work?

[Katrina realizes it is her ex-boyfriend Warren]

Katrina

What the hell are you doing here?

Warren

It's nice seeing you again too, Katrina.

Katrina

Yeah, it's the "seeing you" part that's throwing me here, Warren, because I thought I was pretty clear with the "never wanting that to happen again."

Warren

That was a long time, baby.

Katrina

Apparently not long enough.

Warren

Oh, you're not still sore about that thing, are you?

Katrina

What thing would that be, exactly? The "wind-up-slut" you tinkered together? Or when Miss "Nuts-'n-Bolts" tried to choke me to death?

Warren

Okay, so, I've made a few mistakes...

Katrina

No, no, I did - for ever lowering myself to be with a jerk like you.

[Katrina gets up but Warren grabs her]

Warren

No, don't say that.

Katrina

Well, what did you expect? Just... waltz there and sweep me off my feet with your cheesy lines and fancy suit?

Warren

No! I-I just... thought we could talk... maybe work things out.

Katrina

There is nothing to work out. What you did was sick, and just looking at you makes me want to vomit!

Warren

Are you sure about that?

[Warren puts his red sunglasses on, and goes for his pocket]

Katrina

Yes, God yes I'm sure...!

[Warren flashes the mind-controlling device in front of her; Katrina stares at it, and then at Warren, blankly]

Katrina

I love you, Master.

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