George Feeny quotes from Boy Meets World

Feeny

You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?

Cory

I go away for a week?

Feeny

Yeah, that's pretty special.

Shawn

They were too perfect.

Cory

Yeah, too T.V.

Feeny

I agree with you, Mr. Matthews.

Cory

That's not like you.

Feeny

Which brings me to today's assignment.

Cory

That's like you.

Feeny

This has got to be the most half-baked idea you've ever had!

Cory

No, it was fully-baked.

Feeny

You will be a spear-carrier.

Shawn

So this guy I play is like, what, a warrior and a hero?

Feeny

No, this guy you play has very few lines to memorize.

Turner

What about Hunter and Matthews?

Feeny

Ah. For those two, I shall have to go nuclear.

Turner

What does that mean?

Feeny

I shall call their mommies.

Feeny

The football season...

Shawn

Uh-oh.

Feeny

CANCELED!

Shawn

But that means...

Feeny

Yes, Mr. Hunter. No cheerleaders!

Shawn

[falling to his knees] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cory

Shawn, this is a strike. We have to be willing to make sacrifices.

Shawn

[hysterical] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice you?

Feeny

They have demonstrated the power of labor. Now let's show them what management can do.

Turner

[smiling] Cave? We're gonna cave?

Feeny

You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.

Turner

Oh, I am, I gotta say. Because if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.

Feeny

[After a confused pause] Go to the board and diagram that sentence.

Cory

So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?

Feeny

Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.

Cory

So your plan is to lure them into your living room?

Feeny

Mr. Matthews, I wouldn't be taking out that garbage if I were you.

Cory

I had to. It was starting to move.

Feeny

Haven't you heard?

Cory

I haven't heard anything. I live upstairs.

Feeny

Well, it seems that a wolf escaped from the Philadelphia Zoo. Authorities believe that it may well be somewhere in our area.

Cory

A wolf? Out here in the burbs?

Feeny

Yes. Probably looking for better schools.

Cory

So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?

Feeny

Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.

Cory

So your plan is to lure them into your living room?

Feeny

"TK loves CM." What could that possibly mean?

Cory

It must mean that someone named TK loves... corn muffins?

Feeny

Jonathan, all I'm hearing from your little election are ridiculous promises and character assassination.

Turner

Too much like the real thing, George?

Eric

I cheated, Mr. Feeny. I had the answers written on my hand.

Feeny

And you only managed an A-minus?

Eric

I sneezed off a couple of the answers.

Feeny

Set him down now.

Feeny, you can't tell me what to do any more. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the Face of Death!

Feeny

It was scarier when you had acne.

Eric

My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?

Feeny

Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.

Feeny

What are you two doing?

Well, uh, this kid was choking on his lunch money, but luckily Frankie here knows the Floorlick maneuver. Ain't that right Frankie?

Frankie

Stop, you're embarrassing me.

Feeny

I'll see you two in detention.

Frankie

Why, what did you do Mr. Feeny?

Feeny

Something in my previous life, probably.