George Feeny quotes from Boy Meets World

Turner

George, even I gotta say, quit yankin' the guy.

Feeny

I yank you not.

Eric

All right, look, Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to: how many people get into Yale every year?

Feeny

[thinks it over] No.

Eric

Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!

Feeny

No, it's Wagner.

Eric

Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!

Okay... I didn't want to use this, Feeny, but what about that time I saved your life?

Feeny

Saved my life?

You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.

Feeny

I thought you were napping!

Well... once I was down there...

Shawn

You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it's stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.

Feeny

Sure, and it's lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.

Feeny

All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?

Cory

I was too busy absorbing to listen.

Feeny

Very good. Mr. Hunter?

Shawn

Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.

Feeny

Dear Lord, he's right.

Shawn

It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.

Shawn

[to Feeny] You're asking us for money, aren't you?

Feeny

Yes, I've hit rock bottom.

Shawn

Welcome!

Feeny

Mr. Matthews, interesting essay on Joan of Arc.

Eric

Thank you.

Feeny

But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.

Eric

It's a theory.

Feeny

It's an F.

Eric

Just what you wanted. 20,000 words on the Civil War.

Feeny

I said 2,000.

Eric

That oughta do it.

Feeny

Come along, Mr. Matthews! Don't dawdle!

Eric

I'm not dawdling. I'm just not wearing any underwear.

Feeny

I was cleaning out the attic and found a trunk that belonged to my great-aunt Fanny.

Eric

Fanny Feeny?

Feeny

Don't go there.

Feeny

Well, Mr. Hunter! I see you do listen in class sometimes.

Shawn

Well, some days you're talking so much I can't sleep.

Cory

Don't expect my paper on time, Mr. Feeny.

Feeny

I never do.

Eric

[about graduating] You know, I don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.

Feeny

[correcting] Me.

Eric

I included you.

Feeny

Oh, dear.

Feeny

Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?

Alan

George, you rascal!

Feeny

I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.