Eric Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Eric

Mr. Feeny, if I'm really quiet, will you stay?

Eric

The world is a melancholy place where... human relationships must rise to the forefront of our too-brief experience on this insignificant swirling blue orb until we are extinguished... like a flickering flame. [touches candle] Oww, dat hot.

Eric

I have closed that chapter of my life and I have opened up a new one. And do you know what I call that chapter, Jack? Chapter Five.

Eric

You think that's what makes you a good father? I mean, yeah, you taught me how to swing a bat, but any Little League coach could do that. I mean, it was more important that you were there after I struck out. You made me feel better. You're always there for me, man. Just to listen to me, to give me advice. You know, to help me get through stuff. Just like you did today. You're never going to be too old to do that.

Eric

[about his haircut] It's not gonna grow back; I got my receipt!

Eric

Hey, I am not a carnival act! All right, yeah, I am a carnival act, but my sneezing is a gift. It's a gift that should not be abused! Unless, of course, we can use it to get chicks!

Eric

[to Man who hit cory} THAT'S. [hit] MY. [HIT] BROTHER. [HIT] NOBODY. [HIT] HITS. [HIT] MY. [HIT] BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ puts hand on shoulder ] so this guy walks in a bar...

Eric

It was one of those nights - you know the kind. Like day, but darker.

Eric

[to Angela, holding a stack of photos of himself] 'Kay, so I want you to do me a favor. I want you to hand these out to all the European girls you see, okay? And tell them that if they want me to be their American boyfriend, my number's right there at the bottom of the picture, okay? Now, I've only got five hundred, so don't be handing them out to any hairy chicks, all right?

Eric

[to Mr. Feeny] I don't know what will happen to me, but I know that I will be a good person that cares about people, and I blame you for that.

Cory

You mean you didn't have a good date?

Eric

No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.

Cory

You had a bad date?

Eric

No, I had a great date! Heather was beautiful she knew what to say, she knew what to do. But her date tripped over chairs, spilled food and couldn't think of anything interesting to say for nine innings.

Cory

What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?

Eric

I dunno. None of them will let me look.

Amy

Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?

Cory

It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!

Eric

Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.

Amy

There weren't any Cinderella costumes?

Eric

Hundreds of them.

Amy

And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?

Eric

It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.

Alan

Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.

The undead are cool!