Dad, I need a job.
You need to be a kid.
I wanna be able to afford stuff!
So do I!
“On the Fence” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Cory Matthews (3), Alan Matthews (2), Eric Matthews (1), Amy Matthews (1)
What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
I dunno. None of them will let me look.
What's he want this time?
A $50 squirt gun!
A $50 squirt gun?! No, really what's he want?
Dad, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun: We're talking the Hydro-Sat 3000-Z. It's the big boy on the block.
That's nice, Cor. Pretty steep, though. Maybe for Christmas.
Hey, great, a water gun in December! I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!
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