Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Mommy?
What?
I made a mistake.
“Cory's Alternative Friends” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Cory Matthews (2), Amy Matthews (2), Shawn Hunter (1), Eric Matthews (1), Topanga Lawrence (1), Morgan Matthews (1)
Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?
It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!
Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.
Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
What is it?
You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Yeah?
It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
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