Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

I had a dream last night. And we got married, and moved into the Poor House! And do you know how I knew it was the Poor House? Because there was a sign that said "The Poor House"!

Cory

[reading the titles of the videos the girls rented] "Estrogen on Parade," "Put Down the Seat," and "These Shoes or These Shoes."

Cory

[Enraged] YOU TOO, TRAILER TRASH!!!

Cory

Ooh, fruit! [Reads note] Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. E.J. Peterman. Now, normally my intuitive sense would kick in, but hey!

Cory

You see, I'm the lord of my castle. And as the lord, I think it's up to me to provide. And it's up to Topanga to be my grateful French chambermaid, Fifi LaBanza.

Cory

Oh, no...Topanga? Topanga?!

Cory

You mean you didn't have a good date?

Eric

No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.

Feeny

What is this, Mr. Matthews?

Cory

Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.

Cory

You had a bad date?

Eric

No, I had a great date! Heather was beautiful she knew what to say, she knew what to do. But her date tripped over chairs, spilled food and couldn't think of anything interesting to say for nine innings.

Cory

Dad, I need a job.

Alan

You need to be a kid.

Cory

I wanna be able to afford stuff!

Alan

So do I!

Cory

What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?

Eric

I dunno. None of them will let me look.

Alan

What's he want this time?

Amy

A $50 squirt gun!

Alan

A $50 squirt gun?! No, really what's he want?

Cory

Dad, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun: We're talking the Hydro-Sat 3000-Z. It's the big boy on the block.

Alan

That's nice, Cor. Pretty steep, though. Maybe for Christmas.

Cory

Hey, great, a water gun in December! I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!

Feeny

Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?

Cory

I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.

Amy

Cory, what did you do to your beautiful hair?

Cory

It wasn't beautiful, it looked like Velcro!

Eric

Nothing's gonna stick to that now, man.

Cory

Shawn and I have another project we're working on.

Topanga

What is it?

Shawn

You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?

Topanga

Yeah?

Shawn

It's got nothing to do with that.