Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.

Feeny

Lincoln got off easy.

Feeny

All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.

Cory

Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.

Cory

[referring to a baseball card] She paid $7 for it at a swap-meet.

Shawn

$7 in dog years: a Cal Ripkin rookie goes for $150 easy. Your grandmother must really love you.

Cory

Or she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Shawn

You're kidding, aren't you?

Cory

I'm not sure.

Eric

Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.

Cory

Which puts her on a list of about two?

Cory

[reading attendance sheet] Lawrence, Topanga?

Topanga

[sitting on the floor on a pillow] I am channeling. I will only answer to the name of: [opens eyes] Oommmmmooooooowwwwwwooo!

Cory

Present... but not all here.

Cory

Just last night your son was imprisoned in his room, forbidden to go to the movies with his best friends.

Alan

Our daughter didn't dial random numbers in Saskatchewan just to hear people "talk Canadian".

Feeny

You know what my favorite part about Christmas is?

Cory

I go away for a week?

Feeny

Yeah, that's pretty special.

Alan

You know, Cor, when I was a kid, Christmas was about appreciating your gifts because they were given with love.

Cory

Oh, right. Glad that's over.

Cory

Hey, Mom, this cereal is bogus. Where's my blue sugar moons? Where're my yellow teddy bears? All this is, is hamster food and cornflake dust. Where's all the good stuff?

Amy

Morgan.

Cory

She took out all the good stuff.

I've been up since 6 o' clock!

Amy

What is this? Sugar-coated... sugar?

I'm feeling very perky!

Amy

Come on, Morgan, let's get you into bed.

How come? How come? How come how come how come?

Amy

Because if we hurry we might just make it before the coma.

Coma? Coma? Coma coma coma?

Alan

Don't waste this, honey, have her paint the house.

Cory

Friday, I love Friday. Soon I'm gonna be home for the whole weekend.

Amy

Friday, I hate Friday. Soon you're gonna be home for the whole weekend.

Cory

Oh, you love me.

Amy

Oh, you wish.

Shawn

That's gotta be a typo!

Cory

It's hand-written!

Cory

I'm second-string, Mr. Feeny.

Minkus

Hey, congratulations! Did you tell your dad?

Cory

No, I happen to like my dad.

Shawn

They were too perfect.

Cory

Yeah, too T.V.

Feeny

I agree with you, Mr. Matthews.

Cory

That's not like you.

Feeny

Which brings me to today's assignment.

Cory

That's like you.

Minkus

Don't you hate it when Mom and Dad fight?

Shawn

No. Into it.

Cory

Well, we won't be fighting for long. I've got something that'll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.

Topanga

[reading off Cory's paper] "My model wife won't care how dirty my room gets. She'll always let me win at video games. She'll play street hockey any time of the day or night." Why don't you just marry Shawn?

Cory

Because our kids would look like horses.

Cory

Mr. Feeny, effort is my middle name.

Shawn

Because it starts with F.