Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

I need your credit card. Don't ask me why, I just need it!

Eric

Okay, but it might be maxed out. I just bought some gum.

Cory

I sort of thought you guys would keep my room the way it is.

Eric

Actually, Cor, for that I think you have to be unexpectedly killed by a truck or something.

Cory

Well, Shawn. I think the time has come... to sign each others' yearbooks! Shall we talk about it first?

Shawn

No, no, let's just do it.

Cory

Boy oh boy. Where to begin, huh? [cuffing Shawn affectionately] What am I gonna say to you? I mean this is gonna take me at least a week.

Shawn

[handing back the book] I'm done.

Cory

You're done? [opens to the page] "Hey"? You write "Hey"?!

Shawn

And I mean it!

Topanga

I want my family to be at my wedding. I want your family to be there. Cory, I wanna wear a wedding dress! A white, lacy wedding dress!

Cory

Of course, white. The way we're going, bright white. Snow white. Whiter than the white-hot light of a thousand burning suns!

Topanga

How long are you gonna be mad at me?

Cory

Ten minutes.

Shawn

Wow.

Cory

What?

Shawn

You brought pudding to college!

Cory

Hey, I got one for you.

Cory

Are you saying we don't have extraordinary gifts, Mr. Feeny?

Feeny

No, of course not, Mr. Matthews. You also have extraordinary gifts.

Cory

Like what?

Feeny

You have your health. Good for you.

Alan

My father spent 40 years with a broom in his hand. I wish he could see all that I have now. Why are you afraid of being average?

Cory

I-I-I'm not ashamed.

Alan

Touch it. Touch it. Get some dirt on your hands. Try to see what average looked like from here. To me, average was a dream. That's why my father worked his butt off, so maybe his son could have something more. And I learned from him, Cory. And I respected him because he did the best that he could. And I was proud of him. And he would have been proud of me, too. I don't know. Maybe if my son thinks average is nothing, then I've done my job. But I'm sorry that you're not proud. Of him, me and of yourself.

Cory

I don't care what Gambling Dan thinks. Why does he call me The Major?

Shawn

It stands for Major Wuss. He says if there was a Whipped magazine, you'd be the centerfold.

Cory

Okay, first of all, there is a Whipped magazine. I didn't subscribe. Somehow they found me.

Amy

This better be good.

Alan

I don't even want to hear about it. They were incredibly rude, and I'm going to punish them right now.

Cory

You can't punish us, we're in college.

Alan

Oh, yeah? How about I hit you so hard you're back in high school?

Shawn

I hate being the third wheel.

Cory

Oh, please. You know, you've been the third wheel with me and Topanga so long, I think of us as a tricycle.

Topanga

I just don't think this is the right song for us.

Cory

You wanna win or not?

Topanga

Yes, I wanna win, I just don't think you and I are the right people to express this particular sentiment!

Cory

Topanga, it's a beautiful song, and we're gonna sing it. [nods and grins] Hit it, Cap'n Randy!

Cory

[screaming and flashing his hands] WAR!!

Topanga

[monotone] Huh.

Cory

[gyrating and grimacing] What is it GOOD FOR!

Topanga

[monotone] Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Cory

WAR!!

Topanga

Good God, you all.

Cory

This is all a big JOKE to you isn't it, Topanga?! (storms off stage)

Shawn

What's the point of even going to class?

Cory

Because otherwise we have to go to war.

Cory

What, are you breaking up with me in a restaurant? In a public place, so I won't make a scene? You think I won't make a scene?

Shawn

I know you'll make a scene.

Shawn

[referring to Joshua] Man, are we gonna have fun with this kid!

Cory

Kid's gonna be our slave!

Shawn

Oh, I'm gonna teach him everything I know.

Cory

Then I'll bail him out of jail!

Topanga

Mr. Feeny, will you say something to them?

Cory

Hey, Mr. Feeny, I think you're gonna have another Matthews to teach!

Shawn

Yeah, maybe he'll have a kid like me to sit next to!

Cory

He won't have to.

Shawn

Why not?

Cory

You'll still be there!

Shawn

[erupts with laughter] Ouch!

Amy

[to Cory] The doctor thought it'd be a good idea if you went in to say hi to your brother, too.

Cory

Yeah, sure. But, uh... [to Shawn and Topanga] I'd like you guys to come. [Shawn nods, the three start toward the NICU. A nurse stops Shawn]

Oh, I'm sorry, family only.

Alan

[pats Shawn's shoulder] Uh, he is family.