Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Feeny

An excellent start on your documentary, Mr. Matthews.

Cory

What?

Feeny

Yes, excellent. I said excellent, and I was talking about something you did. I don't know what came over me.

Shawn

You have five minutes of me in the shower. You can't use that!

Cory

It's for the European version. If I don't get into NYU, my next choice is Sweden YU.

Shawn

Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.

Cory

It should've happened sooner!

Shawn

But we stayed together for the kids...

Cory

...in the class.

Shawn

It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.

Cory

Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.

Cory

Mr. Feeny, we found this purse. Who runs the Lost and Found?

Feeny

[pause] I do, Mr. Matthews. I teach English, history and film, and I run the Lost and Found.

Shawn

We'll put up a notice.

Shawn

Cor, let's try to figure this thing out. The girls want to dance more than anything in the world and we want to make them happy.

Cory

Okay, there's gotta be a simple solution to all of this.

Shawn

Anything?

Cory

Nothing.

Cory

This year, no running around the house naked singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." I'm looking at you.

Eric

I only do it because people have come to expect it.

Shawn

I got four can't-miss ways on how to get Superbowl tickets.

Cory

Okay, give me the best one.

Shawn

I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.

Cory

Good. Good. Very good. I don't need to hear the other three.

Cory

If you could change your mate into one animal, what would it be and why? Please, nothing fuzzy-wuzzy.

Topanga

A falcon.

Cory

Yes, a falcon. The hunter of all that is fuzzy-wuzzy.

Topanga

No, a falcon because I want you to be free to soar majestically as long as I know that you'll always come back to me.

Angela

If I ever get like that, kill me.

Shawn

I would have to.

Cory

(walks to the pencil line on the wall) We'll always remember he was this tall.

Eric

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Angela

Well, is any one of us safe??

Shawn

Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.

Cory

All right! *to Topanga* Thanks for saving me.

Eric

*proud* I'm dead!

Jack

*resigned* I'm dead.

Shawn

Well, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.

Angela

Feeny...he's dead.

Cory

This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend.

Shawn

That's why my people settled here.

Shawn

Cor, what I'm about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.

Cory

I'm not gonna kill you, Shawn. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.

Cory

Okay Shawn, how are you going to save our doomed relationship?

Topanga

It's not doomed, just hopeless.

Shawn

Tonight we leave as boys and come back men.

Cory

Are we talking about the same thing?

Shawn

[raising an eyebrow seductively] I certainly hope so.

Cory

Okay, so after the prom, romance in the air, you and Angela, you're gonna look in each other's eyes --

Shawn

Me and Angela?