Cory and Shawn in “You're Married, You're Dead”

Cory

I don't care what Gambling Dan thinks. Why does he call me The Major?

Shawn

It stands for Major Wuss. He says if there was a Whipped magazine, you'd be the centerfold.

Cory

Okay, first of all, there is a Whipped magazine. I didn't subscribe. Somehow they found me.