Jerry quotes from Boston Legal

Jerry

My client proceeded to go hiking without her and returned, there was her friend hanging around the house. And when I say hanging, Alan, I mean like a pinata.

Alan

There's no doubt in my mind that you could develop into a first rate criminal defender, Jerry. But my hope is that you don't. Even at your relatively mature age you're still innocent.

Jerry

Except when I held a knife to Shirley's throat.

Jerry

[to himself] You can do it. You can do it.

Alan

Jerry, do it now.

Jerry

When I was in law school, my dream wasn't so much the big trial as... well, I guess this. Having a drink at the end of the day with co-counsel, battle-weary, rehashing the day, discussing strategy. The whole socialization of lawyering that... well, until now, I've never experienced. It's a rich feeling, whatever it is.

Alan

It's called friendship.

Alan

To friendship, my colleague.

Alan

Ready?

Jerry

I'm ready. I actually feel... calm. Of course, I'm medicated but... [smiles at his own joke]

Jerry

I've handled multi-national corprate bankruptcies, high profile murder cases and defended manufacturing giants against product liability charges.

Yes?

Jerry

And you assign me the duck lady?

Is she just sitting alone in your office?

Jerry

She has the duck!