Paul quotes from Boston Legal

Paul

What's it like being Shirley?

Alan

The thong is a little uncomfortable.

Bethany

So, you going to remind me again how I'm supposed to cross the wife?

Paul

Oh, shut up.

Denny

The man's a keeper. Smart, good-looking, articulate. I like him.

Paul

There you go.

May I ask, when you say "articulate", I would imagine almost everyone who comes out of law school is "articulate".

Denny

Yeah, but uh, well, you know what I mean.

I don't, actually.

Denny

Well, I-I mean it like Joe Biden meant it. The way they mean it when they say uh, Condi Rice is so articulate. That way.

But I still don't know what you mean.

Denny

You don't sound black.