[grins] Beaten, shot and possibly drowned. This is very interesting.
CCam
You've clearly been bored.
S9 E9The Fury in the Jury
CCam
There's nothing like digging my hands in decomposing flesh to get my mind off my troubles.
Trial's over.
That's good.
Yeah. Apparently one of the jurors argued with the defense attorney during a summation?
[grins sheepishly] I'm sure it wasn't Bones.
[discussing the Kidman trial with Cam] Justice is so...
CCam
...unjust.
[on the phone with Brennan] We miss you, Bones, ok, this is the longest we've been apart in a long time.
I know. Our honeymoon was far more enjoyable than jury duty.
I never asked you, have you ever served on a jury before?
Oh...uh...no I have not.
Why not?
Why? Because, you know, when I tell the defense that I'm FBI, they...they reject me.
Well, why wasn't I rejected? I work for the FBI.
S9 E10The Mystery in the Meat
The diner must've employed a more accomplished chef while we were on our honeymoon.
[looks at her, shakes head] No, Bones. There's no new chef. It's the same chili as always.
I don't understand. You said...
We're married, Bones. The sun is brighter, the air is [sniffs] crisper, the food tastes better than ever.
Air quality and the sun's thermonuclear core have nothing to do––
Love, Bones, love. It changes everything. [Brennan looks at him blankly] I mean, don't you feel different now that you're married?
My left hand does. [looks at her wedding band] I'm very aware of the ring but....I'll adapt.
[mildly sarcastic] Thanks, very big of you.
It's nothing, really, because...I love you. [smiles]
Right, good answer. [cellphone rings, answers phone] Booth......you found the body in what––?!?!? [gags and spits his stew out]
Everything all right?
I lost my appetite.
My boss doesn't like this one. Federal programs paying for cannibalism isn't sitting pretty on Capitol Hill.
What kind of sick mind serves a person to kids?
[deadpan] Maybe one of 'em wasn't ready for a pop quiz.
[Daisy and Oliver Wells are on the platform sifting the beef stew when Cam walks in]
[grumpily] Revolting.
[cheerily] All part of the job. [grins at Cam] It doesn't faze me in the least.
[to Cam] Have you had this one tested for mental illness?
[cuts in] Yes, and I passed.
[to Daisy, sarcastically] I find it very hard to believe.
[In Booth's car en route to the crime scene]
Bachelorette party, seriously?
Yes, I told her it was a little late for that. Then she asked me if she was still in my top 10 people.
Oh boy.
Which she is, even though you don't like her any....
[uncomfortably] Ah, geez.
[looks at him] Why do you keep uttering non-specific and meaningless exclamations?
You're saying no to Angela because of me?
Well, I know how you feel and I didn't want to make you feel even more uncomfortable because––
Look, Bones, Angela is your best friend and obviously I can't come between you two.
Well, if I have to choose––
You don't have to choose. You can have both. You should have both. Look, you know, let her throw you a bachelorette party 'cause that's what a best friend does. You can't deny her that.
You sure?
Yes. I'm positive.
[smiles] Sounds like fun. [pauses] Angela said there would be excessive alcohol consumption and flirting.
Oh, wow. [at a loss for words]
More exclamations.
Let's just, you know, focus on our work for a while, OK?
[perplexed by Booth's reaction] Sure.
[Booth is helping a drunk Brennan into the house and onto the couch]
Although I did not start the fight, I felt obligated to finish it. You would've been very proud...
[grins] OK, come on...let's just try to get inside, all right? Just sit down. [helps Brennan through the living room and sits her down on an ottoman] You know how many favours I had to call in so you guys wouldn't get arrested?
[...]
Did you have fun, or was it all about the fighting?
[still drunk] We danced on the bar.
Wow.
Does that sound like fun?
Sounds like a blast.
I told Angela it was your idea that I should go. [Booth raises his eyebrows] She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever [grabs Booth's jaw and grins at him] even though that can't be confirmed empirically but I don't give a crap. Then I told her some of the things that we did in the bathtub last week.
No no no no. You didn't say anything about the bathtub, did you?!
You wanna do some of that right now?
If we did any of that, you would drown. Let's just get some sleep, OK?
You recognize this?
SSuspect
It's a marinade injector.
Why do you recognize it?
SSuspect
I designed it. With Howard. Is this what killed him?
The question is, did you use this to kill Howard?
SSuspect
No.
You disliked him.
SSuspect
I dislike almost everyone. I dislike you and I don't even know you.
[about Brennan] She is no fun at all, is she?
You've never seen Dr. Brennan dressed as a cowgirl drinking flaming sambucas fighting biker chicks.
S9 E11The Spark in the Park
Did you see the person who stole your identity?
CCam
[uncomfortably] Yes, and I struck her.
[smirks] Awesome.
CCam
Oh you have no idea. [Brennan look at her in amusement]
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