It is nice talking conspiracy without being called uno.
S10 E1The Conspiracy in the Corpse
[in Booth's home, sees Christine on the couch] Aww, that is adorable. I gotta get one of those.
Move fast, cher. This is a Cinderella warrant. When Sanderson's attorneys find out about it, it'll turn into a pumpkin.
Great, finally get to use my siren.
S10 E3The Purging of the Pundit
CCam
So the first sample came back negative for drugs, alcohol, no poisons...
Look at his cortisol level.
CCam
That can't be right. When someone's attacked, their cortisol levels spike. It's a direct response to stress.
And his oxytocin levels are up. It's like he was enjoying being murdered.
[discussing a suspect] He does have a record though. Two DUI's. One arrest for hunting deer without a license while intoxicated.
Great. So drunk, armed and dangerous.
We're positing torture, but look at the damage to the radius.
Mmm. I see what you mean. Compared to what I've seen in Cuba, the damage is relatively slight.
CCam
So we're looking for a compassionate torturer?
[Booth and Brennan enter a room full of S&M paraphernalia.]
Whoa, look at this place. You could perform Cirque Du Soleil in here.
There are many possible murder weapons. Whips, chains, nipple clamps, Luna beads...
Ah, you sound excited there, Bones.
I'm fascinated, as a scientist.
You know, I can probably get to two shades of Grey but I'm not gonna be making fifty.
S10 E4The Geek in the Guck
Using your guts in the field is one thing but there's absolutely no room for guts in my lab.
CCam
[holding the victim's intestines for Brennan to see] [deadpan] Then...what do I, uh, do with these?
Never ever underestimate a squint. I've seen them solve a crime with two fingers and a bottle cap.
[to himself] And I thought I was smart. [looks at Booth] I mean, I am but not that way.
[Booth and Aubrey are discussing the case]
Aubrey, what do you remember about your kindergarten experience?
[stunned with Booth's sudden change of topic] Woah, woah, you really don't trust me if my background check's going that far...
[Aubrey and Booth visit a video game design studio.]
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life––
[glares at Aubrey] Aubrey.
[sheepishly] But it does not compare with my daily service to my country.
[pleading with Angela to let him to do an experiment] My sweet wife, please let a man have his toys.
I hated it. I had no consistency. I had to make a way for myself when I was too young to do it. I want to give Christine more. I want her to have a better life than I did growing up.
JWJessica Warren
Change is the one reality that we can count on. Trying to hang on to our expectation, that is death.
[flashes badge] FBI! Take a break, huh?
SSuspect
I don't care who you are. We're in the middle of something here. Get off my stage.
[shakes head] I don't think he understands.
[smirks] He doesn't understand.
Ok. [snaps fingers] Hi, we're from the FBI.
SSuspect
Oh, you're from some sort of cop game? [Booth and Aubrey look at each in bemusement] Then you should know about ruining an entire sequence. Now get off my stage before I make you.
Ok, you just need to relax there, Mr. Light-Bright, ok? We have permission to be here...ok? I'm Special Agent Booth.
SSuspect
Now watch it...
[Suspect attempts to swing a punch at Booth, who quickly and easily brushes him aside]
[looks at Aubrey] He doesn't understand!
SSuspect
That was a big mistake buddy.
[Suspect tries to punch Booth again and Booth flips him over]
Ok...that was a bigger mistake. [stretches shoulder] Shoulders hurt...the rotator cuff. [to Aubrey] You wanna get this one?
Sure!
[Suspect charges at Aubrey and Aubrey singlehandedly subdues him]
Look at that, we restrained a manotaur.
Minotaur.
Whatever.
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