Oliver quotes from Bones

Oliver

[grumpily] Revolting.

Daisy

[cheerily] All part of the job. [grins at Cam] It doesn't faze me in the least.

Oliver

[to Cam] Have you had this one tested for mental illness?

Daisy

[cuts in] Yes, and I passed.

Oliver

[to Daisy, sarcastically] I find it very hard to believe.

Oliver

[about Brennan] She is no fun at all, is she?

Daisy

You've never seen Dr. Brennan dressed as a cowgirl drinking flaming sambucas fighting biker chicks.

Brennan

Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass!

Oliver

[deadpan] Wow. If I wasn't so shocked I would be offended.

Brennan

[collects herself] The occasional curse word can serve as a healthy form of non-violent retribution.

Oliver

So you swore to stop yourself from hitting me?

Brennan

Given your personality, I imagine you're quite used to that.

Hodgins

Look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money's on Dr. B.

Oliver

What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, y'know, "beard buddies".

Hodgins

[smirks] Sorry, dude, but I've worked with this woman for over ten years and I have never, not once ever, seen anyone better. And as for the beards, when I look at you, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror when I have a hangover. You might wanna, you know, clean up a bit there.

Oliver

[unimpressed] Hmm, I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running things and you are looking for a job.

Hodgins

[deadpan] In a world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job because I will be a power forward for the Lakers.