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S9 E6The Woman in White

I'd like to make a toast before we go.

BBooth

No no no, Pops. You do that at the rehearsal dinner, OK?

Just a little one, Shrimp. A private one. I've been waiting for this day ever since I met Tempe.

I'm doing that to him.

MMarianne

Then I'm going to sing a song. A little one. Actually, two.

I'm pretty hungry.

We should hurry. We don't want to be late to the dinner...

BBooth

Yeah.

MMarianne

[jokingly looks at Max and Hank] You know what? We're getting in trouble for loving them.

Better not to listen. [turns to Booth] You're a lucky man, Shrimp. You found a woman who's willing to stand up to you and call you on your crap.

BBooth

My what??

You can be stubborn and if she's willing to stick around and try to civilize you, then you better listen and make adjustments, 'cause that's love.

[...]

MMarianne

Seeley, what you have here is the final piece of the puzzle. It's what's going to make you whole. Tempe is the woman I always wished I could be and the one that every mother prays that her son will find.

[dramatically] Now I'm gonna cry. How can I do a speech if I'm gonna cry.

You should elope!

BBooth

[groans] Ooohhhh.

What's that?

It means going to the justice of the peace to get hitched. No fuss, no bother.

BBooth

Pops, forget it. I owe Bones fuss.

MMarianne

Eloping is romantic.

[grins] Chicks dig romantic, Dad!

That's true!

BBooth

[horrified] What do you mean chicks?!

[Brennan is in Booth's office]

Look, I know what this wedding meant to you...and the flowers, and the dress...

I don't care about any of that. It's you who I'm worried about.

Me? [comes around from behind his desk to face Brennan] Why me?

The church! I know how important that is to you.

I didn't ask for that. That was your idea this time around.

Because of you!

Bones! I would wear elephant tusks on my head and have a squirrel monkey do the wedding ceremony if that's what you wanted.

You really don't care?

[shakes head, smiles] No.

[smiles] And neither do I. As long as you're there. We've waited long enough.

[as Max "hands" her to Booth] This is not one man ceremonially handing over a woman to another man as if she's property, Okay?

I worked really really hard on my vows, but now that we're here. Look, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? We were standing right around in this spot. It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because eh... you were irritating me. And you chased me down, and you caught up to me. And you know we had been chasing each other for a long time. And we had been chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes and.. and chasing you has been the smartest thing I've ever done in my life, and being chased by you, has been my greatest joy. But now... [He places the ring on her finger] We don't have to chase each other anymore. Because... we caught each other.

And Temperance, will you be speaking from your heart as well?

No, I will be speaking from my mouth.

When Hodgins and I were buried alive we each wrote a message to someone we loved in case our bodies were ever found. Hodgins wrote to Angela. [Hodgins and Angela share a smile] And I wrote to you. [She hands her flowers to Angela and takes out a note to read] 'Dear Agent Booth, you are a confusing man, you are irrational, compulsive, superstitious and exasperating. You believe in ghosts and angels, and maybe even Santa Claus. And because of you I've started to see the universe differently. How's it possible to simply look into your fine face gives me so much joy. Why does it make me so happy that every time I try to sneak a peak at you, you're already looking at me. Like you, it makes no sense. And like you, it feels right. If I ever get out of here. I will find a time and place to tell you that you make my life messy and confusing, and unfocused and irrational and wonderful.' This is that time. This is that place. [They stare at each other] Did I do that wrong?

No.

S9 E8The Dude in the Dam

[in shock] Oh my god, it's moving!

[chuckles] Yeah, it means that the larval development is almost complete. When the time comes, it'll detach its anal hooks and slide out to greet the world.

Dude, you have totally lost the plot. Angela is going to divorce you.

[grins] Nah, I know my Angie. When she sees this little botfly––

[in disbelief] Listen to yourself!!

[...]

Ah, Wendell, um...truthfully, Angie is a little unsupportive of me being a botfly surrogate...

[mockingly] What a shock.

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind being with me when the little guy comes out?

You want me to be your midwife???

I was thinking, more like birthing partner.

[speechless] I'm... going insane.

Excuse me, we're not done now.

CCreach

[grins] Well now, you wanna take this on? Seriously?

[Booth grins back, amused. Creach tries to brush past Booth but is effortlessly subdued.]

Oh, ok. Here's the biggest problem with guys that are pumped up on 'roids, huh. They look bigger but they're a lot dumber.

There's nothing worse than a woman's scorn than one with access to a three-sided hoe.

Have either of you read Tess Brown's books?

No, I've heard she's terrible.

Bitch.

[awkward silence]

That might be a little harsh, but why read her when I can read you?

Very true.

S9 E9The Fury in the Jury

I just hate the guy. Really hate him. Murder's bad enough but soccer? [in mock anger] Come on, that's anti-American!

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