[Booth is helping a drunk Brennan into the house and onto the couch]
Although I did not start the fight, I felt obligated to finish it. You would've been very proud...
[grins] OK, come on...let's just try to get inside, all right? Just sit down. [helps Brennan through the living room and sits her down on an ottoman] You know how many favours I had to call in so you guys wouldn't get arrested?
[...]
Did you have fun, or was it all about the fighting?
[still drunk] We danced on the bar.
Wow.
Does that sound like fun?
Sounds like a blast.
I told Angela it was your idea that I should go. [Booth raises his eyebrows] She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever [grabs Booth's jaw and grins at him] even though that can't be confirmed empirically but I don't give a crap. Then I told her some of the things that we did in the bathtub last week.
No no no no. You didn't say anything about the bathtub, did you?!
You wanna do some of that right now?
If we did any of that, you would drown. Let's just get some sleep, OK?
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