[watches Cam attempt to do a facial reconstruction using the corpse's face skin] Cam, you're either a genius or a deeply disturbed human being.
CCam
Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?
It's weird that that's not a weird question.
S10 E7The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round
Well, I also found traces of sulfuryl fluoride, also known as Vikane, Zythor or Master Fume.
CCam
Those all sound like names of super villains.
Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass!
[Oliver stares at Brennan in shock over her language]
[deadpan] Wow. If I wasn't so shocked I would be offended.
[collects herself] The occasional curse word can serve as a healthy form of non-violent retribution.
So you swore to stop yourself from hitting me?
Given your personality, I imagine you're quite used to that.
It was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this case is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.
Look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money's on Dr. B.
What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, y'know, "beard buddies".
[smirks] Sorry, dude, but I've worked with this woman for over ten years and I have never, not once ever, seen anyone better. And as for the beards, when I look at you, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror when I have a hangover. You might wanna, you know, clean up a bit there.
[unimpressed] Hmm, I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running things and you are looking for a job.
[deadpan] In a world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job because I will be a power forward for the Lakers.
S10 E8The Puzzler in the Pit
CCam
[to Daisy, about her unborn son] Wow, you are so much bigger than I expected. It looks like he might come out dressed and ready for school.
[regarding fracking] Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be as careless with my science as they are about theirs.
[about Daisy] Cut her some slack, Valentina. A human being is trying to escape from her vagina.
[takes Daisy's hand comfortingly] Perhaps I can walk with you and you can squeeze my hand. I did that when I was in labor and I took great comfort in knowing that Booth was in pain too.
[in labor] Who here has the balls to argue with the pregnant woman?!?!?!
S10 E9The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator
Uh, Angela sent over some help. See, by triangulating the locations of the body parts we already recovered, she was able to significantly narrow down the search area, which she then cross-referenced with the garbage truck pickup routes−−
[interrupts] Enough, enough, enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, Squint Land.
[cringes at the foul-smelling corpse] Booth is a lucky man. Traffic school's looking pretty good right about now.
I don't think Booth is enjoying it at all. Has anyone ever told you you say some pretty bizarre things?
EWElderly woman
[sees Aubrey and Brennan looking around] What are you doing back there? We can call the police, you know.
Oh, yeah, no. We are the police. Uh, well, sort of. FBI, actually, so we're sort of like the super police.
[updating Booth on the case] The video was recorded as a part of an experiment.
Well, what kind of experiment makes someone pretend they're being tortured?
Well, we're about to find out.
Nah-ha, you are about to find out. You see, I have a date with Officer Stop 'n Go.
You know, between you and your wife, I'm starting to feel like I'm being rejected here.
I thought you said you could handle her.
You got a sadistic streak, you know that?
I'm a much better driver than you are.
Says who?
The State of Virginia, for starters.
So it's official. Okay, so if that's a challenge, I hope it ends in a super cool drag race.
Oh, that sounds dangerous.
Well, it's not if you're behind the wheel. Instead of The Fast and the Furious, it'd be The Slow and the Serious.
S10 E10The 200th in the 10th
Bodies are so much bulkier than jewels.
And yet you seemed right at home. I guess once a thief, always a thief.
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