Look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money's on Dr. B.
What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, y'know, "beard buddies".
[smirks] Sorry, dude, but I've worked with this woman for over ten years and I have never, not once ever, seen anyone better. And as for the beards, when I look at you, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror when I have a hangover. You might wanna, you know, clean up a bit there.
[unimpressed] Hmm, I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running things and you are looking for a job.
[deadpan] In a world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job because I will be a power forward for the Lakers.
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