“The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator” · Season 10, Episode 9
In this episode: Aubrey (4), Seeley Booth (3), Temperance Brennan (2)
Uh, Angela sent over some help. See, by triangulating the locations of the body parts we already recovered, she was able to significantly narrow down the search area, which she then cross-referenced with the garbage truck pickup routes−−
[interrupts] Enough, enough, enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, Squint Land.
[cringes at the foul-smelling corpse] Booth is a lucky man. Traffic school's looking pretty good right about now.
I don't think Booth is enjoying it at all. Has anyone ever told you you say some pretty bizarre things?
[sees Aubrey and Brennan looking around] What are you doing back there? We can call the police, you know.
Oh, yeah, no. We are the police. Uh, well, sort of. FBI, actually, so we're sort of like the super police.
[updating Booth on the case] The video was recorded as a part of an experiment.
Well, what kind of experiment makes someone pretend they're being tortured?
Well, we're about to find out.
Nah-ha, you are about to find out. You see, I have a date with Officer Stop 'n Go.
You know, between you and your wife, I'm starting to feel like I'm being rejected here.
I thought you said you could handle her.
You got a sadistic streak, you know that?
I'm a much better driver than you are.
Says who?
The State of Virginia, for starters.
So it's official. Okay, so if that's a challenge, I hope it ends in a super cool drag race.
Oh, that sounds dangerous.
Well, it's not if you're behind the wheel. Instead of The Fast and the Furious, it'd be The Slow and the Serious.
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