Bones · Season 10
[to reporters gathered outside the room (crime scene)] All right everybody, listen up! I know these are all forensic super experts but today you have to stay on the other side of the yellow tape!
You still love being the G-Man?
[sighs in frustration] It's like security at a Beyoncé concert!
We have to look at you just like we would any other person of interest.
This is unbelievable. This is the third time I've been a murder suspect! It makes me wanna kill someone so you won't waste your time.
[Booth stares at Hodgins and looks at an equally stunned Aubrey.]
[realizes what he said] It's a joke. I was joking.
I'll bet you a hundred bucks they'll be even more jealous when it's done.
Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
[deadpan] Right, and you're a genius, all right? So don't say stupid things. [motions to his plate] Have some pie.
[points to a pile of evidence] ...and two trays of stuff yet to be identified.
Particulates. Don't say stuff. It's sacrilege.
Listen, I know what it's like to be innocent and have a whole bunch of circumstantial evidence stacked against you.
Thank you, Booth.
[to Hodgins] I really do think you're a good guy.
Yeah, great. [leaves]
[calls after Hodgins] So please don't be the killer!
Conventions usually devolve into carnivals of indiscretion anytime. The ringmaster fell victim to its hedonistic pleasures.
So you cheated on your wife, now you've turned it into a poem. That's great.
This is an old house. It creaks.
Guess it's got a cough too.
I remember the first morning I woke up as a citizen. It meant everything to me, but I never thought anything like this could happen here.
Anthropologically speaking, in any society, one group will always occupy a higher status and will exploit those who are more vulnerable.
15,000 people a year are brought into this country to be slaves. Are we supposed to accept that?
No, Mr. Vaziri. We fight it. No matter what the anthropological reasons, we fight to make the world a better place.
Andy Dolmar, you've gotta be kidding me. [glances at suspect, Andy's client] How's this low life before you?
Sometimes I do pro bono work.
I'm sure you do. During tax deduction time.
One more thing, an apology... I guess. I was sort of ass-like.
Because you were looking at other people's pain for what it could do for your own career.
[nods] Yeah. [Booth looks at him pointedly] But once I saw those women, thought about Min-Yan's life and how she died...
Ass.
Yeah. Won't happen again.
[sarcastically] Right. Yes, it will. But what you have here is a good start so, good boy. [smirks]
Ok...it's gonna sound like you were treating me like a dog.
Aubrey, I don't have a bone I could throw at the front door here so let's go. [leaves]
That was very insulting, even to an ass.
[Aubrey and Alex Radziwill from the State Department observe Booth interviewing a migrant worker]
[in shock] He was trafficked like she was!
Welcome to hell, kid.
For me, I keep thinking about her trying to find Sung. I could've so easily been like her, just missing the opportunity to live my life with you. I would thank God, if I believed in one.
[smiles] Then I'll do it for you.
[to her stuffed bunny] The bubbles are pink, jackass.
[after being told by Booth not to say "jackass"] But it's not my fault. Bunny is a jackass.
What kind of person shoves a dead body under a piece of playground equipment?
Fun-loving person.
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