EHEdward Harkness
Conventions usually devolve into carnivals of indiscretion anytime. The ringmaster fell victim to its hedonistic pleasures.
So you cheated on your wife, now you've turned it into a poem. That's great.
S10 E5The Corpse at the Convention
S10 E6The Lost Love in the Foreign Land
LLee
This is an old house. It creaks.
Guess it's got a cough too.
I remember the first morning I woke up as a citizen. It meant everything to me, but I never thought anything like this could happen here.
Anthropologically speaking, in any society, one group will always occupy a higher status and will exploit those who are more vulnerable.
15,000 people a year are brought into this country to be slaves. Are we supposed to accept that?
No, Mr. Vaziri. We fight it. No matter what the anthropological reasons, we fight to make the world a better place.
Andy Dolmar, you've gotta be kidding me. [glances at suspect, Andy's client] How's this low life before you?
DADefense Attorney Andy Dolmar
Sometimes I do pro bono work.
I'm sure you do. During tax deduction time.
One more thing, an apology... I guess. I was sort of ass-like.
Because you were looking at other people's pain for what it could do for your own career.
[nods] Yeah. [Booth looks at him pointedly] But once I saw those women, thought about Min-Yan's life and how she died...
Ass.
Yeah. Won't happen again.
[sarcastically] Right. Yes, it will. But what you have here is a good start so, good boy. [smirks]
Ok...it's gonna sound like you were treating me like a dog.
Aubrey, I don't have a bone I could throw at the front door here so let's go. [leaves]
That was very insulting, even to an ass.
[Aubrey and Alex Radziwill from the State Department observe Booth interviewing a migrant worker]
[in shock] He was trafficked like she was!
RRadziwill
Welcome to hell, kid.
For me, I keep thinking about her trying to find Sung. I could've so easily been like her, just missing the opportunity to live my life with you. I would thank God, if I believed in one.
[smiles] Then I'll do it for you.
S10 E7The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round
[to her stuffed bunny] The bubbles are pink, jackass.
[after being told by Booth not to say "jackass"] But it's not my fault. Bunny is a jackass.
CCam
What kind of person shoves a dead body under a piece of playground equipment?
OWOliver Wells
Fun-loving person.
[watches Cam attempt to do a facial reconstruction using the corpse's face skin] Cam, you're either a genius or a deeply disturbed human being.
CCam
Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?
It's weird that that's not a weird question.
Well, I also found traces of sulfuryl fluoride, also known as Vikane, Zythor or Master Fume.
CCam
Those all sound like names of super villains.
Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass!
[Oliver stares at Brennan in shock over her language]
[deadpan] Wow. If I wasn't so shocked I would be offended.
[collects herself] The occasional curse word can serve as a healthy form of non-violent retribution.
So you swore to stop yourself from hitting me?
Given your personality, I imagine you're quite used to that.
It was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this case is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.
Look, I like a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but my money's on Dr. B.
What the hell, Hodgins? I thought we were, y'know, "beard buddies".
[smirks] Sorry, dude, but I've worked with this woman for over ten years and I have never, not once ever, seen anyone better. And as for the beards, when I look at you, I feel like I'm looking in the mirror when I have a hangover. You might wanna, you know, clean up a bit there.
[unimpressed] Hmm, I'm gonna remember this conversation when I'm the one running things and you are looking for a job.
[deadpan] In a world where that scenario exists, I won't need a job because I will be a power forward for the Lakers.
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