CCam
[to Daisy, about her unborn son] Wow, you are so much bigger than I expected. It looks like he might come out dressed and ready for school.
S10 E8The Puzzler in the Pit
[regarding fracking] Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be as careless with my science as they are about theirs.
[about Daisy] Cut her some slack, Valentina. A human being is trying to escape from her vagina.
[takes Daisy's hand comfortingly] Perhaps I can walk with you and you can squeeze my hand. I did that when I was in labor and I took great comfort in knowing that Booth was in pain too.
[in labor] Who here has the balls to argue with the pregnant woman?!?!?!
S10 E9The Mutilation of the Master Manipulator
Uh, Angela sent over some help. See, by triangulating the locations of the body parts we already recovered, she was able to significantly narrow down the search area, which she then cross-referenced with the garbage truck pickup routes−−
[interrupts] Enough, enough, enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, Squint Land.
[cringes at the foul-smelling corpse] Booth is a lucky man. Traffic school's looking pretty good right about now.
I don't think Booth is enjoying it at all. Has anyone ever told you you say some pretty bizarre things?
EWElderly woman
[sees Aubrey and Brennan looking around] What are you doing back there? We can call the police, you know.
Oh, yeah, no. We are the police. Uh, well, sort of. FBI, actually, so we're sort of like the super police.
[updating Booth on the case] The video was recorded as a part of an experiment.
Well, what kind of experiment makes someone pretend they're being tortured?
Well, we're about to find out.
Nah-ha, you are about to find out. You see, I have a date with Officer Stop 'n Go.
You know, between you and your wife, I'm starting to feel like I'm being rejected here.
I thought you said you could handle her.
You got a sadistic streak, you know that?
I'm a much better driver than you are.
Says who?
The State of Virginia, for starters.
So it's official. Okay, so if that's a challenge, I hope it ends in a super cool drag race.
Oh, that sounds dangerous.
Well, it's not if you're behind the wheel. Instead of The Fast and the Furious, it'd be The Slow and the Serious.
S10 E10The 200th in the 10th
Bodies are so much bulkier than jewels.
And yet you seemed right at home. I guess once a thief, always a thief.
S10 E11The Psychic in the Soup
[updating Booth about the suspect] The guy's name is Alex Dunaway, but for now I'm just calling him Leatherface.
How about the Virginia Chain Saw Massacre?
Interesting fact-- you know, before being called The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the original title was Headcheese?
[stares at Aubrey, unimpressed] What's wrong with you? [looks at a picture of the victim and crime scene] Oh. Wow.
Looking like some head cheese if you ask me.
You talk to Leatherface yet?
Not yet. Guy was ranting and raving when he came in. I'm not exactly fluent in crazy. I got the shrink in there calming him down for me.
[Cam, Hodgins and Brennan examine the victim which was found inside a tree trunk]
CCam
Adults don't go climbing inside trees alone.
I do. That's where the really beautiful Hymenoptera are.
CCam
Right. But unless by some chance the victim was not an obsessive entomologist, this is probably a body dump.
But why dump her inside of a tree?
Body stew like this, I feel like one of the witches from Macbeth.
You seriously don't believe Avalon?
No. Psychics and fortune tellers represent man's basic need to make sense of the unknown, while rigorous evidence-based science is far more difficult than just believing in magic.
[sarcastically] Oh, so you're saying I'm lazy and a fool?
Oh, how did I not see that coming?
[apologetically] I'm sorry that they don't believe, Avalon.
Oh, I'm used to it. Besides, other people's opinions don't make the truth any less true.
Right, so why am I here exactly?
Because you're interrogating the fraud, and Booth won't let Avalon into the FBI.
So you want me to subvert protocol and risk my career by letting her what exactly?
Educate you.
CCam
Avalon? I thought she was barred from the FBI.
Well, yeah, but she can do her work anywhere. She's been trying to contact Justine.
CCam
Oh, the dead person. Is that a local or a long-distance call? Oh, great.
So you think I'm a loon now, too?
CCam
But you're great with a computer. So what did you find?
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