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S10 E3The Purging of the Pundit

We're positing torture, but look at the damage to the radius.

Mmm. I see what you mean. Compared to what I've seen in Cuba, the damage is relatively slight.

So we're looking for a compassionate torturer?

[Booth and Brennan enter a room full of S&M paraphernalia.]

Whoa, look at this place. You could perform Cirque Du Soleil in here.

There are many possible murder weapons. Whips, chains, nipple clamps, Luna beads...

Ah, you sound excited there, Bones.

I'm fascinated, as a scientist.

You know, I can probably get to two shades of Grey but I'm not gonna be making fifty.

S10 E4The Geek in the Guck

Using your guts in the field is one thing but there's absolutely no room for guts in my lab.

[holding the victim's intestines for Brennan to see] [deadpan] Then...what do I, uh, do with these?

Never ever underestimate a squint. I've seen them solve a crime with two fingers and a bottle cap.

[to himself] And I thought I was smart. [looks at Booth] I mean, I am but not that way.

[Booth and Aubrey are discussing the case]

Aubrey, what do you remember about your kindergarten experience?

[stunned with Booth's sudden change of topic] Woah, woah, you really don't trust me if my background check's going that far...

[Aubrey and Booth visit a video game design studio.]

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life––

[glares at Aubrey] Aubrey.

[sheepishly] But it does not compare with my daily service to my country.

[pleading with Angela to let him to do an experiment] My sweet wife, please let a man have his toys.

I hated it. I had no consistency. I had to make a way for myself when I was too young to do it. I want to give Christine more. I want her to have a better life than I did growing up.

JWJessica Warren

Change is the one reality that we can count on. Trying to hang on to our expectation, that is death.

[flashes badge] FBI! Take a break, huh?

SSuspect

I don't care who you are. We're in the middle of something here. Get off my stage.

[shakes head] I don't think he understands.

[smirks] He doesn't understand.

Ok. [snaps fingers] Hi, we're from the FBI.

SSuspect

Oh, you're from some sort of cop game? [Booth and Aubrey look at each in bemusement] Then you should know about ruining an entire sequence. Now get off my stage before I make you.

Ok, you just need to relax there, Mr. Light-Bright, ok? We have permission to be here...ok? I'm Special Agent Booth.

SSuspect

Now watch it...

[Suspect attempts to swing a punch at Booth, who quickly and easily brushes him aside]

[looks at Aubrey] He doesn't understand!

SSuspect

That was a big mistake buddy.

[Suspect tries to punch Booth again and Booth flips him over]

Ok...that was a bigger mistake. [stretches shoulder] Shoulders hurt...the rotator cuff. [to Aubrey] You wanna get this one?

Sure!

[Suspect charges at Aubrey and Aubrey singlehandedly subdues him]

Look at that, we restrained a manotaur.

Minotaur.

Whatever.

S10 E5The Corpse at the Convention

[to reporters gathered outside the room (crime scene)] All right everybody, listen up! I know these are all forensic super experts but today you have to stay on the other side of the yellow tape!

You still love being the G-Man?

[sighs in frustration] It's like security at a Beyoncé concert!

We have to look at you just like we would any other person of interest.

This is unbelievable. This is the third time I've been a murder suspect! It makes me wanna kill someone so you won't waste your time.

[Booth stares at Hodgins and looks at an equally stunned Aubrey.]

[realizes what he said] It's a joke. I was joking.

I'll bet you a hundred bucks they'll be even more jealous when it's done.

Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.

[deadpan] Right, and you're a genius, all right? So don't say stupid things. [motions to his plate] Have some pie.

Listen, I know what it's like to be innocent and have a whole bunch of circumstantial evidence stacked against you.

Thank you, Booth.

[to Hodgins] I really do think you're a good guy.

Yeah, great. [leaves]

[calls after Hodgins] So please don't be the killer!

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