“The Corpse at the Convention” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Aubrey (4), Seeley Booth (3), Jack Hodgins (3), Temperance Brennan (1), Wendell Bray (1)
[to reporters gathered outside the room (crime scene)] All right everybody, listen up! I know these are all forensic super experts but today you have to stay on the other side of the yellow tape!
You still love being the G-Man?
[sighs in frustration] It's like security at a Beyoncé concert!
We have to look at you just like we would any other person of interest.
This is unbelievable. This is the third time I've been a murder suspect! It makes me wanna kill someone so you won't waste your time.
[Booth stares at Hodgins and looks at an equally stunned Aubrey.]
[realizes what he said] It's a joke. I was joking.
I'll bet you a hundred bucks they'll be even more jealous when it's done.
Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
[deadpan] Right, and you're a genius, all right? So don't say stupid things. [motions to his plate] Have some pie.
[points to a pile of evidence] ...and two trays of stuff yet to be identified.
Particulates. Don't say stuff. It's sacrilege.
Listen, I know what it's like to be innocent and have a whole bunch of circumstantial evidence stacked against you.
Thank you, Booth.
[to Hodgins] I really do think you're a good guy.
Yeah, great. [leaves]
[calls after Hodgins] So please don't be the killer!
Conventions usually devolve into carnivals of indiscretion anytime. The ringmaster fell victim to its hedonistic pleasures.
So you cheated on your wife, now you've turned it into a poem. That's great.
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