Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Angela

[to Brennan] I don't wanna hear any anthropological crap. I just want to know how my best friend is doing.

Angela

[to Hodgins] You know, if I had any non-crime related cash right now, I would be stuffing it down those pants of yours.

Angela

Love is not chemistry.

Angela

There's nothing worse than a woman's scorn than one with access to a three-sided hoe.

Angela

[looks at Hodgins lovingly] You really are a wonderful guy, even if you did sleep with a binky.

Angela

[to Hodgins] Not many people can deal with what you have. And then there are these 360 million-year-old creatures who have stayed the course. Just like you. No matter what evolution threw at them. Just makes sense that you'd take a shine to them.

Angela

[to intern Jessica Warren to stop irritating Sweets] I wouldn't try to shrink the shrink.

Angela

[about Hodgins] These days, he's not respectful to the living, so I'm not sure why the dead would be any different.

Brennan

Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy.

Angela

Then you weren't doing it right

Brennan

Split the difference. Mixed race.

Angela

Lenny Kravitz or Vanessa Williams?

Brennan

I don't know what that means.

A case this big. The director is going to create a special investigation unit and if I line all my ducks up in a row, I can maybe, I can head it up.

Brennan

What if Booth is right? What if I'm only good with bones and lousy with people?

Angela

People like you.

Brennan

I don't care if men like me.

Angela

Okay, interesting jump from "people" to "men," but I'm sure it means nothing.

Brennan

I hate psychology. My most meaningful relationships are with dead people.

Angela

Look, I... I know you needed help out there... at the crime scene. And I wanted to... but...

Brennan

It's okay. You see it. I don't anymore. I don't know what's worse.

Hodgins

[after Angela tells them she talked to Booth's girlfriend.] She's spying for you?

Brennan

No. No!

Zack

If you have nothing in common, it's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction.

Brennan

[glares at Zack] Okay, stop.

Angela

He is there for the taking, honey.

Booth

Okay, I couldn't get his medical records.

Booth

What?

Brennan

[quickly] Nothing.

Angela

God, Etruscan burial crypts are so boring.

Hodgins

Oh man, I know. I mean silt profiles?!...you know what we need.

Angela

A murder investigation

Zack

I had sex with Naomi in Paleontology.

Angela

You mean, actually in Paleontology?

Zack

No, at her place. I thought it went great, but I could be wrong, because apparently what I think is wild and kinky is basic. And since she never called me back, I'm wondering if it's because I lack imagination in the sack.

Angela

You know what, Zack? I'm thinking this is more of a guy-guy conversation.