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Bones · Season 9, Episode 8

“The Dude in the Dam” quotes from Bones

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“The Dude in the Dam” · Season 9, Episode 8

In this episode: Wendell Bray (2), Temperance Brennan (1), Seeley Booth (1), Jack Hodgins (1), Angela Montenegro (1), Cam (1)

[in shock] Oh my god, it's moving!

[chuckles] Yeah, it means that the larval development is almost complete. When the time comes, it'll detach its anal hooks and slide out to greet the world.

Dude, you have totally lost the plot. Angela is going to divorce you.

[grins] Nah, I know my Angie. When she sees this little botfly––

[in disbelief] Listen to yourself!!

[...]

Ah, Wendell, um...truthfully, Angie is a little unsupportive of me being a botfly surrogate...

[mockingly] What a shock.

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind being with me when the little guy comes out?

You want me to be your midwife???

I was thinking, more like birthing partner.

[speechless] I'm... going insane.

Excuse me, we're not done now.

CCreach

[grins] Well now, you wanna take this on? Seriously?

[Booth grins back, amused. Creach tries to brush past Booth but is effortlessly subdued.]

Oh, ok. Here's the biggest problem with guys that are pumped up on 'roids, huh. They look bigger but they're a lot dumber.

There's nothing worse than a woman's scorn than one with access to a three-sided hoe.

Have either of you read Tess Brown's books?

No, I've heard she's terrible.

Bitch.

[awkward silence]

That might be a little harsh, but why read her when I can read you?

Very true.

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