Seeley Booth quotes from Bones

Booth

Any lock worth picking is worth kicking.

Booth

Oh, I'm just saying that life is a lot more than what you cook up with your chemistry sets. Miracles do happen.

Booth

Why'd you tell Sweets? He's gonna come in here. He's gonna cry and stuff.

Booth

Whoa! Ok, that is going to kill the blue book value.

Booth

Bones doesn't feel pressure to act or do or say anything that she doesn't want to, and no one, no one, can make her. That's what makes her Bones.

Booth

[to Bones] I'd do anything for you. I'd die for you, I'd kill for you, but I am not getting in the middle of two best friends.

Booth

(upon seeing a naked ritual) Why is it that when these things happen, they always happen to the people you don't want to see naked?

Booth

Yeah, it did. It did.

Booth

[toasting] Here's to stupidity and greed. The two elements that keep us employed.

Booth

I also did some research on the Internet and I found about 20 tribes that say you would have to move in with me. And one where I actually get to shoot you in the leg with an arrow.

Booth

Look, Bones. I love you. That's not rational. Us having a kid, that's not rational. But here we are.

Booth

[to Agent Shaw] What we do is teamwork. You thinking that the only way I'm going to respect you is if you hand me this "final piece of the puzzle" is not teamwork. It's ego.

Booth

[Brennan has asked him about her outfit] You're an airplane propellor and I'm about to walk into you so I am going to take a step back.

Booth

[picks the skull up out of the water and treats it like a puppet] "Hey look, you found me!" Can we go to the airport now?

Booth

Sometimes you gotta work a little out of the system, Bones, for the greater good.