[Booth has fallen down a ravine while Brennan and Hodgins are looking for the corpse's skull]
[picks the skull up out of the water and treats it like a puppet] "Hey look, you found me!" Can we go to the airport now?
“The Warrior in the Wuss” · Season 7, Episode 10
In this episode: Seeley Booth (5), Parker Booth (3), Temperance Brennan (2), Lance Sweets (1)
What part of "stop the car" don't you understand?
Just put your seatbelt back on! CLOSE THE DOOR!
(Booth is sat on Parker's bed next to Parker who is holding his baby sister Christine)
BBooth
I'm so glad your back buddy! And so is Christine.
She's so little.
BBooth
Yeah, Oh, I think she's smiling at ya.
Ya think?
BBooth
Yeah.
(Booth laughs softly and looks around)
BBooth
So, what do you think of ya room, it's just like your old one.
It's awesome.
(Christine starts crying and getting fussy)
I think you should take her.
BBooth
Right, okay. Easy.
(Booth stands up and takes Christine)
I don't want her to hate me.
BBooth
She's not gonna hate you. You're her big brother. Come on, huh?
(Christine starts crying)
BBooth
It's alright.
(Parker walks over to his toys)
BBooth
So, what do you think of that i got the old RC truck out. I found it.
Do you think it still works?
BBooth
Of course it does. Me and Christine we put some batteries in it this morning, and we took it for a few laps.
(Parker scowls before putting it back)
BBooth
Look. Bones had to go to the lab, so maybe later, you, me and Christine, we can make some spaghetti meatballs, huh?
Christine can't really do the things you say, Dad.
BBooth
I know. But we're all just really happy that your back.
(Parker smiles)
You like her?
BBooth
I love her, just like i love you, okay?
(Booth hugs him and kisses his head, Parker hugs him back before pulling away)
Can i just lie down? I'm tired.
BBooth
Sure. Yeah. Uh, probably just jet lag, right? Before you know it you'll be back in American time, alright?
(Booth walks out the room and stops outside, looking at him)
BBooth
Hey, buddy. i'm really glad your back.
(Parker smiles)
See ya.
(Parker closes the door and Booth looks at the door in confusion)
BBooth
Hey, buddy? You here, just had a quick break wanted to see if you wanted to grab a bite...
(He knocks on the door to Parker's room, then opens it)
BBooth
-or something... Parker? Parker? Great..
(Booth sighs, Parker walks in)
Dad..?
(Booth turns around)
BBooth
Yeah. There you are. Where were you.
What are you doing home?
BBooth
I came home to see you, of course. Obviously. And i was gonna pick up my gym bag.
I haven't seen it.
BBooth
Right. Of course you haven't seen my gym bag. Why would you of seen my bag..? Where were you just now?
(Booth looks at him in confusion)
Uh.. No where, just out exploring the woods out back.
BBooth
Out back, exploring the woods? Right, then why didn't you tell the babysitter where you were?
Because i'm not a baby, Christine's the baby.
(Booth's cell rings and he answers it)
BBooth
Booth... Great so is there gonna be something else or is this all about worms..? All right, so he was beaten up.
(Booth looks at Parker laying on the bed as he's on the phone and sees his shoes clean, before speaking on the phone again)
BBooth
The karate teacher, I'll tell you what, i'll come by and pick you up and we can see if his hands match his wounds and stuff. Alright, see you in 15.
(Booth hangs up and looks at Parker)
BBooth
Hey.. Buddy, i have to get back to work, okay? Stay tight and i'll see you later on. And if you go anywhere you tell the babysitter... right, sitter. You tell the sitter where you'll be.
(Parker nods)
Yeah.
(Booth looks at him unconvincingly)
BBooth
Kay'.
(Booth looks to the bottom of his shoes before leaving)
(Bones knocks on Parker's door)
Parker? I was wondering if you wanted to take a walk with me and Christine?
(He knocks again as she gets no reply)
Parker? Parker, you okay?
(He opens up the door, and looks in confusion as she sees one of his toys that him and Booth made together, broken. She looks towards his closet and walks over picking up her lab coat, and sees his car broken and pictures all cut up.)
I haven't done anything wrong! I swear.
BBooth
You've been destroying things, you've been lying to us.
You've stolen pictures.
I haven't stolen anything!
BBooth
It's best to stop right now, bud. You don't wanna make it any worse.
You don't understand.
I do. There's an anthropological necessity for you to seek superior status within the family structure.
(Booth looks at her and frowns)
I don't understand.
(Booth looks at him)
BBooth
Well.. she just means that we understand that it's hard for you to accept Christine.
(Parker stands up angrily)
No! No! I like her. She's my sister, I love her! You guys are ruining everything.
Us? What did we do?
It was supposed to be a surprise, you would see it when you put Christine to bed! I may as well show you now.
(Parker walks off towards Christine's nursery, Booth looks at Bones and smiles softly before they follow him, they head over to the crib)
I wanted to make her something, that's all.
(Booth and Bones smile in amazement as they look at the mobile he made)
See? It's Christine's family.
(He points to a picture of Bones and Christine)
Here's a picture of Temperance.
(He points to Booth's FBI patch)
Dad, there's your FBI patch.
BBooth
That's the patch you took from my Gym bag.
(Booth and Bones look at each other and smile)
Yeah, but it was an extra. I made sure.
(Parker points to a picture)
See, and here's a picture of all of us.
It's beautiful, Parker.
(Christine moves her arm hitting the dangling stuff, Booth smiles, Bones places Christine in her crib)
Let's see how Christine likes it.
(Parker hands Booth the remote control)
Turn it on, Dad.
BBooth
Alright.
I used the motor from our truck.
BBooth
Right, from the RC truck.
M-hmm!
(Booth switches it on and music plays and it starts moving around)
BBooth
Wow! Look at that.
(Bones smiles and places a hand on Parker's back)
I got the music from the chip in a greeting cart.
(Christine gurgles waving her hands looking at it as it moves, Parker points to another picture)
And i got that picture of my face in the middle. That way, Christine will know me the next time i come to visit.
(Christine giggles loudly, Booth puts a hand on his shoulder and Parker smiles)
BBooth
I'm sorry, Buddy.
It's okay.
(Booth and Bones look at each other with a smile, before they all look at Christine giggling away)
She likes it.
She loves it.
(Christine giggles loudly and Booth smiles squeezing Parker's shoulder softly, Parker smiles looking up at his father, they all turn to look at Christine giggling away)
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