Temperance Brennan quotes from Bones

Booth

Do you even own a TV?

Brennan

Of course! It's in the closet.

Booth

[looks at a laughing Brennan] Now what?

Brennan

Perhaps you could see your dark side if you mooned a mirror. [laughs] Because "moon" is a term that refers to exposing --

Booth

I know.

Brennan

Get it? It's pretty clever, right?

Booth

It's clever. I'd laugh, but I'm afraid of driving off the road.

Brennan

I understand.

Booth

Yeah, right? [smiles]

Brennan

Safety first. I understand. [laughs]

Booth

Bones, at any time did you think that the chupacabra was real?

Brennan

[laughs] No.

Booth

Then why did you believe that I saw the Yeti in Nepal?

Brennan

Because what I said you saw was totally rational.

Booth

I never saw it. You see, what you did was rationally explain something that never happened.

Brennan

You never saw the Yeti?

Booth

Or did I?

Brennan

No, you didn't! You did? Are you trying to confuse me?

Booth

I might be!

Brennan

Okay, what is your point?

Booth

That things are confusing. Just because you can explain something doesn't mean that it's explainable.

Brennan

You mean explicable?

Booth

Sure, like us. We don't make any sense at all.

Brennan

[chuckles] Don't be ridiculous. Yetis don't exist.

Booth

I was in Nepal. Rangers have a secure training base there. I was doing field exercises, about to rendezvous with my platoon and I saw it. About 30, 35 feet in front of me.

Brennan

You were in the snow and in unfamiliar terrain, alone. Hallucinations are common.

Booth

It was over ten feet tall, it was huge. I looked straight in its eyes, pointed my rifle at it and it ran. This was no hallucination.

Brennan

Booth, I'm sure you thought––

Booth

[cuts Brennan off] Hey, why don't you just trust me here? Why can't you just use that brilliant scientific mind of yours and at least admit the possibility of what I'm saying here is true.

Brennan

You––you serious?

Booth

[resignedly] Just forget it. You know, you talk really good game, Bones, but when it comes down to it you're no different than people who were certain that the sun revolved around the earth.

Brennan

[protests] That's not true.

Booth

Hmm.

Walter

[calling for help when Booth pushes him down on the table] Leo! LEO!!

You provoke this upon yourself. [rising to leave] Let me know how things turned out.[leaves]

Cold beer while you wait? [offering cold beer to Brennan who's watching the two guys scuffling]

Brennan

[holds the beer bottle] Wait for what? [Booth and Walter still scuffling in the background]

The boys to get reacquainted. [cheers at Brennan's beer bottle and drinks]

Walter

Uh, pudge here is a..blind at one eye. [referring to person in the video]

Brennan

[surprised] How can you tell?

Walter

Oh, it's the way he holds that scrap, or whatever it is to the light.

Booth

'Whatever it is' is a map...

Brennan

[correcting Booth] It's a chart fragment, Mr Sherman.

Walter

Oh, uh, please...call me Walter. [smiles at Brennan, Brennan smiles back]

Booth

Seriously? Focus, can we? Thank you. Really? [gesturing and giving a look at Walter]

Walter

[looks at Booth and looks back at Brennan] Are you two sleeping together?

Brennan

[chuckles] No! [looks at Booth]

Booth

No.

Walter

[to Brennan] Would you sleep with me? [Brennan looks at Walter shocked and amused]

Booth

[to Walter] You know what, you find the map, maybe you get a shot.[Brennan smacks Booth's arm] What? [mutters 'sorry' to Brennan]

Brennan

[rising to leave, talking to Walter] Uh..can I get your cell number, please?

Walter

What? No! [panicking] Who..who told you to get my cellphone number?

Booth

Oh, oh...just relax, don't be paranoid.

Brennan

In case, I obtained any..helpful informations from the victim's remains back in D.C.

[chuckling] Wh-What exactly you'd expect to find from a cracked-up bag of old bones?

Booth

Oh look, Bones has her thing, just like Walter here, alright? [leaving with Brennan]

Brennan

Except my thing is real, not some imaginary finder power! [gesturing mockingly]

Booth

Oh! [laughs]

Walter

Who is this?

Brennan

[at the other end with a surprised, confused look] It's..Dr Brennan at the Jeffersonian. Don't you have caller ID?

Walter

Caller ID doesn't tell you who's calling, it tells you the phone company wants you to think who's calling. Eh, did you guys find out that the victim was terminally ill?

Brennan

Yes...His mitral valve is completely calcified. How did you know?

Walter

He had pyramids on the ceiling of his bedroom.

Brennan

Wh..Pyramids indicate heart disease?

Walter

Of all the things humans created, pyramids stood the test of time best. Dying people invest all sorts of meaning in it. So..uh, did you find any signs of torture?

Brennan

Yes, I did. Three fingers were dislocated shortly before death. It's possible, given his heart condition, the victim died with his secret intact.

Walter

Nope, he told the killer where to find the map.

Brennan

What...Did you know where?

Walter

Poor man's safety deposit box. [looks at the victim's pawnshop's receipt]

Brennan

I..I don't know what that means.

Walter

Pawnshop. You got anything else?

Brennan

No, I'm done.

Walter

Yup, me too. [flushes the toilet; Brennan gives a confused look after hearing the flushing sound on the other end]

Walter

My work's done. [passes receipts to Booth]

Booth

What's this?

Walter

Itemized invoice from my expenses, mostly fuel for Ike flying me back and forth.

Brennan

But we haven't solve the murder!

Booth

Yes, two murders.

Brennan

Two murders! We haven't solve two murders!

Walter

You hired me to find the missing chart fragment. Eureka! Ta-daa! Bingo! Mission accomplished, [gesturing to the map] I found it.

Ah, technically, I found it..in her throat

Walter

Britney's body was submerged under 80 feet of water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, I brought her here to you..I..pretty sure that's the impressive part. [leaves]

Brennan

That's true. If it weren't for Walter, her remains will never be discovered.

Booth

[gives a look at Brennan] Seriously?

Booth

(gives handcuffs to Brennan) Just cuff the clown.

Brennan

Me?

Brennan

How about an encyclopedia?? Ooh! Or..a microscope?

Booth

C'mon Bones! Angela and Hodgins are having a baby, not a graduate student. I GOT IT! Uh-Huh! Stuffed animal! That's it!

Brennan

How'll that benefit a child?

Booth

Bones, they're having a kid. His major past time is gonna be about pooping his pants, okay? Mr. Poo-poo pants!

Brennan

One of my foster families..I had a..stuffed dog.

Booth

And you liked it, right?

Brennan

It frightened me actually. It was the family's pet for many years before they had it stuffed.

Booth

[pause] Oh! We'll..we'll forget about the whole stuffed animal thing. I..I got it, we'll get em' one of those mobiles for the crib.

Brennan

Can you sign? Because we'll need to communicate with her.

Yes, but as of yet, she hasn't responded and who were you? [Brennan gives a suprised look]

Caroline

[to Meacham] Dr. Brennan is the best forensic anthropologist in the country..

Brennan

World! [Caroline surprised and Cam smiles at the reply]

Okay, I still don't understand.

Brennan

They were face to face.[moving to a bigger space, gesturing Arastoo to participate, Arastoo obliged]. Duvall Price knocks her down.[Brennan lies down on the floor as Amy] He landed of top on her [gesturing Arastoo to be Duvall Price and get on top of her] Mr Vaziri?

Arastoo

[Awkwardly obliged, holds his body with his hands on top of Brennan] This is very awkward.

Brennan

[Below Arastoo] Mr Vaziri, this is a part of your job.

Arastoo

And I would like to quit this part of the job.

Hodgins

You know, Vincent gave me a great piece of advice? He said, "The busiest shopping hour in the entire year is between 3:00 and 4:00 on Christmas Eve." So, I never shop during that time.

Sweets

Oh, he told me that Quebec City in Canada has the same amount of street crime as Disney World. So, safe place to visit.

Vincent informed me that the crack of a whip was actually the tip breaking the sound barrier.

Angela

He told me that the top of the Eiffel Tower is actually six inches shorter in the winter time. So, it's better to climb it then.

Brennan

Vincent's favorite song was "Da Lime in Da Coconut".

Sweets

Seriously? 'Cause that's like … that's my jam.

Booth

[Applying pressure to a wounded Vincent Nigel-Murray] Open your eyes, Vincent! Stay with me!

Vincent

[pleadingly] I... ple-please don't. Just don't make me go. I-I don't want to go. I love -it's been lovely. Being here with - with you.

Brennan

No! You can stay here as long as you like, Vincent. You're my favorite! Everyone knows that. Right, Booth?

Brennan

You have to keep the pressure on!

Booth

[quietly] No, I don't, Bones.