Jocelyn quotes from Bob's Burgers

We're going to a place where you can stand in four states at once. I'm gonna stand in California, Hawaii, Canada, and Chicago.

Mr. Frond

Ok, ABS. The conflict resolution program sweeping our school. You all know my system. And at the spaghetti dinner so will your parents or legal guardians. Um, Becky. 'Cause your mom's in jail. Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Junior, let's rehearse! Becky, you just watch. Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Junior here that Tina is whack. And... acting.

Tina, Jocelyn told me that you're whack.

Tina

Jocelyn, you skank! I hate you.

Whatever. It's true, you are whack.

Mr. Frond

And freeze! Wow, that resolved nothing. Let's rewind, shall we?

Mr. Frond

Let's work out our ABS. A: Access your feelings.

Tina

When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Junior, it hurt my feelings.

Mr. Frond

B: Be apologetic.

Sorry.

Mr. Frond

S: slap it! [slaps own butt]

Well done. Do it just like that at the dinner.

Mr. Frond

Oh. Enjoy your lunch, everyone!

Tina

[to Jocelyn] If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Junior outside of the conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.

It was just a skit, Tina.

Tina

I will punch you. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again—

What a psycho.

Tina

—And again, and again, and again, and again— [door slams]

Tammy

Our top story: Lenny DeStefano. Is there enough of him to go around, and how can we ration our passion? Jocelyn, who is Lenny asking to the Winter Prom?

No one knows, but he has been texting the entire drill team. And me.

Tammy

And me also.

[Offscreen] Aw.