Mr. Fischoeder quotes from Bob's Burgers

Mr. Fischoeder

Bob, you might be the worst tenant I've ever had. And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary!

Bob

I know. They're next door. I've been meaning to talk to you about it.

Mr. Fischoeder

She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate.

Tina

She's a magnate magnet.

Louise

Why does it have to be Thanksgiving, Father? I want it to be Father's Day. Every day!

Gene

Here you go, Father! You must be dehydrated from being too awesome!

Mr. Fischoeder

[passes ticket] Take it down a notch.

Tina

Hey, do you remember that thing that we did together that was really fun?

Mr. Fischoeder

That's pathetic.

Mr. Fischoeder

We're going to do this amusement park style. Every time you do well, you get a ticket. The one with the most tickets at the end of the night wins a prize!

Louise

The only prize I need is your love, Father.

Mr. Fischoeder

[handing Louise a ticket] And we're off and running!

Bob

Did you get my messages about the bathroom? That I left you? For the last several months?

Mr. Fischoeder

Yes, I got them. How the hell did you get my number?

Bob

You gave it to me when we first met.

Mr. Fischoeder

Not to use!