Tina Belcher quotes from Bob's Burgers

Tina

Frowny face? All I've been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you. I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what? Let's just stop before we both say something we'll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that. But it's true.

Tina

I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.

Tina

You're a hurtful slut, Bob!

Tina

Time for the charm bomb to explode.

Tina

Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you're father and son! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn't the Bible!

Tina

You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

Tina

If you think about it any box could have vibrators in it.

Tina

My heart was murdered by the word "from." No one says "I from you!"

Tina

Awww, Bobby! That's what I love about you. All your sad stories.

Tina

Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.

Tina

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

Tina

I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.

Tina

It's a man cave. And Tina's going spelunking.

Tina

"Danger" is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.

Tina

I can't believe we're competing against Skip Marooch. He has a book out. I read it! I mean, I mostly read it. I looked at all the pictures.