Hugo quotes from Bob's Burgers

Louise

Hello. Welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the "Child Molester"—it comes with candy. Get it?

Hugo

[clicks teeth] Yes.

No.

Louise

'Cause sometimes they use candy to lure their victims...

Hugo

YES! WE GET IT!

Ohhhhh... hmmmm...

Hugo

This is big! You have to close. The whole building will have to be tented for 48 hours.

Bob

Great. There goes our weekend revenue.

Linda

Oohh! Two days off. Bobby, we could use it!

Bob

I guess it has been a while since we've had a break...

Linda

Yeah. Ten years!

Bob

What? That can't be right.

Linda

Ten years, Bob. TEN YEARS.

Hugo

[sarcastic] You're really living the dream, Linda!

Louise

Your name is a verb in this family. We call it "Geneing out."

Gene

I thought that meant taking off your pants after a good meal.

I was "Geneing out" at work the other day.

Hugo

[swerving the pedi-cab back and forth] I'm "Geneing out" right now!

Gene

Oh my God. I'm a verb. I'm a bad verb!

Tina

You're a "berb."

Gene

I'm a "berb!"