Zeke quotes from Bob's Burgers

Zeke

This will always be remembered—until people forget.

Zeke

I did it! I pushed a girl! And not because I like her and don't know how to show it!

Zeke

Now I'm gonna have a story to tell on our wedding day! You think it ain't gonna happen, but I'm gonna getcha, girl! I'm gonna getcha!

Tammy

[pointing at Tina] You're a freak! [kids laugh, Tammy farts]

Louise

TAMMY FARTED!

Gene

Oh my God, my ears can smell it! [backs away pointing at Tammy] Laugh-fart, laugh-fart!

Zeke

Tammy made a blammy! Ha ha ha, gross!

Tammy

No, it— I didn't do it, it wasn't my butt! [farts] That wasn't me! [farts, cries, and runs away] No, no, it wasn't me. Ow, ow! That one hurt.

Tina

Why'd you do it, Zeke?

Zeke

Well, the first time was an accident. But the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then after that, I was doing it for you, Tina.

Zeke

You saved us, Gene. I owe you my life.

Gene

No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed!

Mr. Frond

It's over, Bob. Caf-Co won. You're done.

Bob

Meat is done. Not people!

Zeke

Woah, I just got a little chill when he said that.

Zeke

Why do you wanna be a hall monitor so bad anyway? It's just tellin' on kids!

Tina

No! It's..."helping" on kids.