Gene Belcher quotes from Bob's Burgers

Gene

My grandparents are staying with us and they were both alive during Prohibition, so this is what it sounds like when they have sex in the room next to mine.

Gene

Let's release the lobster back into the supermarket from whence he came!

Gene

[referring to the game music on Burgerboss] That's the song I wanna lose it to. Mm-mm-mm.

Gene

We all said things we didn't mean. You said, "You're fired." You did not mean that. It sounded very insincere as I remember, and I was like, "Noooo."

Gene

If you wanna wreck your home, buy a bunch of mice like a normal person.

Gene

That shark made me so scared of the water that I spent the whole summer standing up to bee. Then I got into the habit. I like it.

Gene

You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.

Gene

My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!

Gene

I've been tarred and Bobbed!

Gene

Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...

Gene

[singing] I'm not afraid of ghosts,

Gene

He gave us his magic, and then he disappeared. Just like Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Gene

Oh my god!

Gene

So it's just a coincidence that you took a beloved '80s movie - some say the sassy sister film to Die Hard - and set it to music and lyrics?

Gene

One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!