Tammy quotes from Bob's Burgers

Tammy

I did a booze cruise through your living room!

Tammy

[pointing at Tina] You're a freak! [kids laugh, Tammy farts]

Louise

TAMMY FARTED!

Gene

Oh my God, my ears can smell it! [backs away pointing at Tammy] Laugh-fart, laugh-fart!

Zeke

Tammy made a blammy! Ha ha ha, gross!

Tammy

No, it— I didn't do it, it wasn't my butt! [farts] That wasn't me! [farts, cries, and runs away] No, no, it wasn't me. Ow, ow! That one hurt.

Tammy

Our top story: Lenny DeStefano. Is there enough of him to go around, and how can we ration our passion? Jocelyn, who is Lenny asking to the Winter Prom?

No one knows, but he has been texting the entire drill team. And me.

Tammy

And me also.

[Offscreen] Aw.

Tammy

Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt?

Tina

No. My butt is dry. And strong.

Tina

Tammy, I'm out. I can't do it anymore.

Tammy

Uh excuse me?

Tina

It's not fair. I think Brett likes me. You're Milli Vanilli, and I'm those super-talented studio musicians that probably had to sleep in the same room as Milli Vanilli while Milli Vanilli farted up the place.