Jimmy Jr quotes from Bob's Burgers

Why does that girl talk like a Gremlin?

Mr. Frond

Ok, ABS. The conflict resolution program sweeping our school. You all know my system. And at the spaghetti dinner so will your parents or legal guardians. Um, Becky. 'Cause your mom's in jail. Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Junior, let's rehearse! Becky, you just watch. Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Junior here that Tina is whack. And... acting.

Tina, Jocelyn told me that you're whack.

Tina

Jocelyn, you skank! I hate you.

Whatever. It's true, you are whack.

Mr. Frond

And freeze! Wow, that resolved nothing. Let's rewind, shall we?

Mr. Frond

Let's work out our ABS. A: Access your feelings.

Tina

When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Junior, it hurt my feelings.

Mr. Frond

B: Be apologetic.

Sorry.

Mr. Frond

S: slap it! [slaps own butt]

Well done. Do it just like that at the dinner.

Mr. Frond

Oh. Enjoy your lunch, everyone!

Tina

[to Jocelyn] If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Junior outside of the conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.

It was just a skit, Tina.

Tina

I will punch you. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again—

What a psycho.

Tina

—And again, and again, and again, and again— [door slams]

Choose me, Tina! I asked you first!

But you asked me first!

We've got chemistry!

I've got a butt. Look at it!

I asked you and only you.

As far as you know.

Tina

What?

He said, "As far as you know!"

I didn't say it. You said it!

Don't worry about who said it. Just watch the butt!