Ok, ABS. The conflict resolution program sweeping our school. You all know my system. And at the spaghetti dinner so will your parents or legal guardians. Um, Becky. 'Cause your mom's in jail. Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Junior, let's rehearse! Becky, you just watch. Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Junior here that Tina is whack. And... acting.
Tina, Jocelyn told me that you're whack.
Jocelyn, you skank! I hate you.
Whatever. It's true, you are whack.
[They weakly fight]
And freeze! Wow, that resolved nothing. Let's rewind, shall we?
[Tina and Jocelyn pretend they are being rewound]
Let's work out our ABS. A: Access your feelings.
When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Junior, it hurt my feelings.
B: Be apologetic.
Sorry.
S: slap it! [slaps own butt]
[Tina and Jocelyn high-five]
Well done. Do it just like that at the dinner.
[school bell rings]
Oh. Enjoy your lunch, everyone!
[to Jocelyn] If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Junior outside of the conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face.
It was just a skit, Tina.
I will punch you. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again—
What a psycho.
—And again, and again, and again, and again— [door slams]
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