TV show quotes
Be sure to buff out the rims. I want them to shine like a pirate's boot.
(while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.
(throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)
(freezes and looks at James)
(reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)
(in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...
(skips into the recording room) OH! It's a fruit smoothie and it's mine, all mine! (smiles)
(smiles, than knocks the smoothie onto the recording equipment on accident)
(while the boys are answering questions with the model Deke)
My lucky comb. (buzz)
Yes! (buzz) No. (buzz) Maybe... (buzz)
Anti-disestablishmen-terianism. (buzz)
Apatosaurus?! (buzz)
Golden shoes. (buzz)
Cheese sticks. (buzz)
(shouts) I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! (buzz)
(crying, with Carlos holding him) I was seven, I didn't know what I was doing! (buzz) (after two more buzzes) Would you stop it?!
(after four more buzzes) Violence! (buzz)
Carlos! Violence is NEVER the answer! The correct answer is seven. (Carlos gets irritated and punches his legs)
Okay, according to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.
Hey! We like hot dogs too!
And now for a true test of skill: double or nothing.
(typing on her computer) It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing, and i'm trying to think up a blog here.
(has a table with three cups) Follow the ball, follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows. (he keeps moving the cups around and soon stops)
Middle.
Wrong! (he takes the middle cup, which the ball is under) What?!
Okay, done.
Wait, what? That's it?
[reading his blog] "Big Time Rush is just another band force-fed upon us by the music industry. From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of rehearsed sound bites, choreographed body language and no real substance." (James yelps) "I suspect their words, hair, wardrobe and singing is done for them. Don't buy their album." Bye.
Life's funny, you know? One day, you're hockey players...then you're a pop band.
Then...blognappers.
Why does he think we're phonies, hm? HE SHOULD LIKE US!
Why WOULD he like us?! 'Cause I gotta be honest: I don't like us right now! Worse than that, since when did we start caring about what people think about us? It's what we think about ourselves that matters.
[yelling at the boys] What is going on? It's 3:30 in the morning!
Katie, let me handle this. [louder] WHAT IS GOING ON, IT'S 3:30 IN THE MORNING!!!
I cannot believe we can't get rid of Gustavo.
Yeah, well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.
You believe in ghosts?
I believe in the doo-doos in my pants. (Kendall and James make disgusted faces)
[running by yelling] GHOOOST!!!
We haven't failed this bad since we lost to Duluth East in hockey eight-one.
Right, that was the game Kendall and I got ejected from for unsportsmanlike mooning.
Wait a minute, that's it!
We should moon Gustavo and the ghost?
No, we beat Duluth East in the finals later because we were all back on the ice--together.
As a team.
Right! We're gonna team moon them!
Close we're gonna team up
We have to get rid of that ghost.
Don't worry, we'll catch it (pulls out green fishing net) tonight.
With a fishing net?
An ecto net.
Fishing net.
Ecto net!
It's a fishing net.
Ec-to net!
Fishing net.
ECTO NET!
[to his camera] Okay. Logan, Bitters and I are gonna sleep out here in the lobby to try to catch the ghost.
There are no ghosts.
[fart noise. Carlos turns around.]
Dude!
Hear that? It was the ghost.
[turns back around to the camera] Bitters just ripped one.
Kendall: Gustavo, hey we know you need new songs for the album.
So how 'bout this one.
(singing) Please don't stay another moment. We don't wanna hear more words spoken. Walk out through the door, OH LOOK, IT'S OPEN! And you snore in the dark and it's freakin' us out. (Gustavo shuts off the game)
Bad right?
Terrible. (to Gustavo) You know you should probily go back to the mansion and write a new song.
A better song for the album. (James picks up some fish sticks and Kendall picks up a suitcase).
Nah, let's go with yours. (James and Kendall lower their things. Gustavo starts the game) I'm skiing down the Alps.
(after she throws her shoe at James) Logan, you may not believe this, but... I've never been asked out before.
No, I believe it.
This is my first dance, and I'd like to be asked in a way that I can remember. Not by cue cards!
Cue cards, what are you talking about? (she points to James holding the sign) Are you gonna hit me with a shoe?
No. And I'm not looking for a prince to ride up on a horse, but how about something with a little flair?
Flair. (James is dizzy from being hit, and holds up his "Will you go to the dance with me?" sign while walking)
(happily) Sure, James.
Except...I spent so much time helping Logan...I never got a chance to ask anybody to the dance.
Uh, no...you asked me.
Uh no, he asked me.
No, he hit me with a flying dance disk!
NO, HE ASKED ME!
Oh...maybe I did ask a few girls out. (they all glare at him angrily) Ladies! I'm a, i'm a go get some punch, you want- (they get riled and chase him out of the room while yelling) UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
...He'll be fine!
We've been in L.A. for six months. When are we going to meet some totally hot and cool celebrity like Jordin Sparks?
Excuse me? I'm looking for Mr. Bitters?
[start getting up and look at the magazine cover then at Jordin Sparks]
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