The guys quotes from Big Time Rush

Carlos

Dude, how did you know those songs?

Kendall

They play Boyquake on the 90's channel all day at work, and I made up the giant turd song.

Logan

It was catchy.

What happened? The truth, now!

Logan

Mrs. Majecowsky helped us try to make James famous.

Carlos

But this producer guy was super mean to everyone.

Kendall

So I sang him the Giant Turd Song and there was a tiny fight, but NOBODY GOT HURT!

James

And now I'm really sad.

Okay! Who wants sandwiches?

Ooh Me!

Katie

Whoa! Wait! That's it? That's your interrogation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!

I don't know what you're talking about, but you aren't allowed to watch FOX anymore!

Katie

Well can I at least hear the Giant Turd song?

Oh you're such a turd, Oh yeah, a giant turd. And you look like turd, and smell like a turd... (door bell rings so they go open it but they are still singing) Oh your such a turd oh yeah a giant turd and you look like a turd and...AHH!! (they see Gustavo and Kelly standing outside their door)

James

YES! (he goes and hugs Gustavo) I knew you'd come back for me.

Gustavo

(pulls away James) I'm not here for you! I'm here for him! (points at Kendall)

James

What?!

What?!

(from the kitchen) I'll make some tea

Kendall

Okay reality check! We have to promise ourselves NOW, that we won't let this singing thing or this town change us! We are four hockey players from Minnesota and we can never forget that! Do we all agree?

Yes!

Kendall

Once you've sipped from a real coconut, there's no going back!

So true!

James

Tyler why are you so happy?

Today the class takes lessons outside!

Lesson at the Palm Woods...The guys imagine the lesson out the Palm Woods School

Kendall

My dream had a pool.

Carlos

Mine had a pool and pie.

Logan

And mine had a low student-teacher ratio.

James

But the problem is Mr. Masterpiece

Kendall

Don't worry guys, my mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? (The guys look at Kendall)

Be sure to buff out the rims. I want them to shine like a pirate's boot.

Kendall

(while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.

James

(throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)

Kendall

(freezes and looks at James)

(reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)

(in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...

I'm sorry guys.

(inside the bouncy house) Help us!

I can't go up against Brooke, she scares me! But James can.

James

No James can't.